He'd lost track of time, but it seemed like weeks. Jeff never slept, since he didn’t have to. The sun would rise, and the sun would set, and he would still be there in the garden. He wondered if his mom and dad had forgotten about him. But how could they? How do you forget that your son is a plaster gnome with an oversized cock? How do you forget that he’s out front for all to see? He certainly couldn’t forget, as he wasted away his time in perpetual horniness, staring ahead as his erect penis spit water out as fast as his “bladder” was filled.
Late one night, two teenage boys walked past the house. Jeff’s brain was so addled, he couldn’t remember if he’d seen them or not. As they approached, he could tell that they recognized him.
“I can’t believe someone put this in their front lawn,” the white boy said. “It’s so freaky.”
“You’re right though,” the Black boy said. “It’s cock is huge. It looks way bigger than yours.”
“How would you even know, Derrick?”
“Seen it in the locker room, dude,” Derrick replied. “I’m not afraid to say I’ve sneaked peeks at all the guys, Ben.”
“Sounds gay to me,” Ben replied.
“Better to be gay than be a tiny-dicked wimp.”
“Shut up,” Ben said. “I’ll prove it to you. My hard dick is easily as big as this statue’s is.”
“Okay,” Derrick said, crossing his arms. “Prove it. Right here.”
“What, whip my cock out in front of this person’s house?”
“Yeah,” Derrick said, “Show me that big dick energy. You know what, I’ll do it too. Ain’t nobody gonna catch us.”
“Why don’t we just steal the statue and compare it at your house,” Ben replied.
“Don’t be a pussy,” Derrick said, peeling his dick from his boxers. His cock was easily as large as Jeff’s gnome cock, if not bigger.
“Ugh, fine,” Ben said, pulling his dick out. Still soft, he started to stroke it to get it to chub up.
Jeff couldn’t see what was happening all that well on account of the darkness and not being able to move his pupils. But, he was aware that he was now the third in a circle jerk with these two boys.
Jeff’s mom, however, could see everything that was happening from the window of Jeff’s bedroom. Already, she was concocting a plan to catch these two boys.
As soon as Ben was hard, he swung his dick over to Derrick. “See,” Ben said. “I’m not as big as you, but I’m just as big as the statue.”
“Eh, I don’t know,” Derrick said, still absentmindedly stroking his cock. “Might need to do a side by side comparison. He leaned over to pick Jeff the gnome up.
That is when his mom hit enter on the Chronivac.
Just as he had before, Jeff instantly turned back into his regular self. Second later, he grunted loudly and began to cum, without stimulation, into the air.
Derrick and Ben jumped in fear over the sudden change. Both initially felt like running, but couldn’t help staying to watch the now naked, human Jeff spurt cum in big long ropes into the air and landing in the garden. Some shot far enough to land on Derrick’s pant leg. Jeff, for his part, was in this specific predicament for longer than his last one. Just as before, he looked up at the boys as he involuntarily began to release his full bladder of urine into the flowerbed.
As Jeff finished peeing, he was about to pass out and collapse. He heard a voice from behind him, snapping him back into consciousness.
“What are you boys doing with my garden gnome?”
Ben and Derrick were caught. Instead of running or getting dressed, they found themselves just standing there in shock, covering their junk in shame.
“Did you do something to my gnome,” Jeff’s mother was yelling as she walked towards the boys. “Ah hell, you turned my perfectly good garden gnome into a boy.”
“We didn’t ma’am, I swear,” Ben said, wanting nothing more than to leave this situation.
“We were just having some fun,” Derrick added. “We didn’t do this, but we’re really sorry for any trouble we caused.”
Jeff’s mom went over to the naked, dazed Jeff and helped hoist him up. She dusted off the dirt that had collected on him from resting in the flower bed.
“Well, that’s fine and dandy,” Jeff’s mom added. “But what am I going to do about my gnome? He’s a real person now, and that just won’t do as decoration for my garden.”
“We really don’t know how this happened,” Derrick added. “Maybe I could get my mom to send you money for any trouble…” Like Ben, he wanted to run, but for some reason, he couldn’t.
“I just need a replacement for my gnome,” Jeff’s mom replied. “Care to suggest how I can do that?”
“I mean,” Ben piped up, “I’m no expert in gnomes, but maybe there is a way that you can turn the boy back into your gnome.”
Jeff’s mom grinned. “Oh, I’m sure there is a way. But, I imagine this gnome might like to know what it’s like to be a human for a while. You saw how much he came when he turned into one! It would be a shame to prevent him from having a bit more time like this.”
Jeff looked up at his mom, groggily wondering what game she was playing.
“You two, however, seemed pretty interested in my old gnome, isn’t that right?”
Ben and Derrick stayed silent, still standing sheepishly covering their junk.
“What about my gnome made you so interested?” The two boys stayed silent. “Come on, speak up.”
“It’s cock,” Derrick said. “I though it was bigger than his.” He pointed to Ben.
“I…he’s right,” Ben said. “I mean, my cock is the same size, he’s wrong on that. I mean! I’m sorry!”
“I’ll be the judge of that,” Jeff’s mom replied. “Take your hands away, let me see.”
Without hesitation, but not without widening his eyes as his willingness to obey, Ben showed Jeff’s mom his dick.
“My, that is a nice tool you have there,” Jeff’s mom said. “But I don’t think it’s the same size. I think it’s bigger.”
Just then, Ben’s cock grew a few inches, getting harder and sprouting more veins.
All the boys, including Jeff, were shocked at what they saw. It seemed like Jeff’s mom had cast some sort of spell over the boys. The truth was, her phone was on speaker in her pocket, and Jeff’s dad was on the Chronivac making the adjustments.
“I can tell you really like that tool of his, don’t you,” Jeff’s mom said to Derrick.
Derrick nodded in agreement. “I do.”
“You really like men’s cocks, I can tell,” Jeff’s mom continued.
“They’re my favorite.”
“You like to look at them, but you also like to…drink from them.”
“Yeah…” Derrick got on his knees and knelt below Ben.
“You like waiting for cum to spurt out of other men’s cock,” Jeff’s mom continued, “but while you wait, piss is just fine.”
“Piss on me, Ben,” Derrick said, stroking his own cock while opening his mouth wide to catch anything that came out of his friend’s cock.
“You know that your cock is superior to anyone else’s,” Jeff’s mom said to Ben. “You love to show it off and let other men serve you.”
“Yeah, I do,” Ben said, his swagger increasing dramatically from the sheepishness of before. He started to stroke his cock slowly, almost teasing Derrick as he waited patiently for a drop of anything to enter his mouth.
“I can tell you like doing this in public, completely naked,” she said, and instantly, the boys’ clothes were gone. They basically started ignoring everything else around them as they acted out this scene.
Jeff watched as the boys followed the raunchy roles that his mother had dictated for them. He was scared of what was happening, but relieved that he was finally outside her ire.
“I think that it would be fitting for you two to take this former gnome’s place, don’t you think,” she said.
With that, the two boys began to shrink down. Their cocks stayed the same, and as the two became more and more gnome like, their tools were increasingly more disproportionate. Their bodies became tubbier, more comic. Their butts were stacked, their hands and arms shorter. It was tickling to watch Ben’s arms fully unable to grasp his cock as he shrunk down. Their faces became more cartoonish, they begun to grown grey and white beards, and finally, as they settled into their new forms, two gnome hats appeared on their heads, one red, one purple.
As they began to harden into plaster, Jeff noticed that Ben the gnome was now perched on the top of a plaster mushroom, looming his large cock over Derrick the gnome, who was still waiting patiently for a taste, hands on his own oversized cock, mouth wide open. Seconds later, the gnome got what he wanted, as a clear stream of water shot out of Ben’s cock and landed square in Derrick’s mouth. A few seconds later, water streamed out of Derrick’s cock and into the flowerbeds.
Jeff’s mom, pleased with her work, turned to her son. “I imagine you’re tired from spending a month in punishment. Let’s get you to bed.” With that, she hoisted up the naked Jeff and guided him into the house, leaving the new garden decoration behind.
One thing Jeff knew for certain, his parents had a penchant for the Chronivac, and he doubted he’d ever get his hands on it again.