Stacy arrived home from the store, ex-lax and everything in hand. When she locked the door and turned around, she swore that she saw the cutest thing ever.
She approached the living room, hearing Toy Story from the TV, and saw Mike sitting on Jim’s lap. Both are fast asleep after a long day. Mike was cuddled onto Jim with his pacifier in his mouth while Jim had a loose arm around him while also snoozing away.
She really didn’t want to wake either of them up, but Mike needed to get his bowels moving with all the constipation that was happening in his stomach. She gently shook Jim and Mike.
“Hey, wake up you two. I’m back!” She said quietly. Jim and Mike both stirred softly from their little nap together. Mike stretched and got off of Jim’s lap, still half-asleep and lightly sucking his pacifier. Jim by himself up shortly thereafter.
“How’d it go?” Asked Jim.
“Great! I found it.” Stacy said, hoping that she would find some form of ex-lax this late at night.
“That’s good.” Said Jim.
“Mike, I know you may not like this, but the fastest way for this to work is to stick this laxative up the rectum,” explained Stacy, Mike’s eyes widened in fear, “It’s either that, or it’ll take 6 hours by mouth, would you really rather wait that long?” She asked Mike.
He had to make a tough decision......