Soon Mary and John were sitting around her kitchen table, enjoying a side of raw bacon.
They were physically perfect human male and female specimens, except with leonine facial features, lion ears, tails, claws, and sexual qualities. John also had a mane, and Mary had four tits.
"So it sucks that you transformed me without asking," John said, calmly. "But obviously these potions can fuck with your head. I feel bad about killing that guy, even if he was an ass. But I don't intend on ruining our lives by turning ourselves in. I know we haven't been dating long, but after last night I feel like we're, I don't know, mated, or something ..."
"I'm so glad to hear you say that, I do too!" Mary replied.
"Yeah, but we've got to be more careful, " John lectured. "We've got to keep better control. And, people are going to know that some kind of lion creature killed that guy in the bar. So if we want to start a new life, and these vials can turn whoever drinks them into almost anything, we should be something other than lions for a while, in case someone spots us ..."
"Oh, you're not saying we need to be boring humans?"
"No," answered John, "I was thinking ..."