Driving down one of the larger streets in town, with a piece of the moon laying silent in the passenger seat next to him, Major Tom decides to grab a quick bite to eat before returning home from work.
Pulling up to the drive through of a Mega Burger, Major Tom nervously browsed the menu, in fear the voice would request his order before he had made up his mind. Within moments, the speaker crackled to life, the muffled voice speaking..
"Mrrfuh Mega Burger. Mrrfuh mrrfh. Take your order?" The voice said.
"Blast!" Exclaimed Major Tom, slapping his forehead. "Could you give me a minute for crying out loud?"
"Mrrf." Replied the patient fast food employee through the rickety old speaker.
"Alright, listen up! Major Tom wants one Mega Burger with cheese." Major Tom said, thrusting a shaken fist at the speaker.
"Mrrf gurgle?" Asked the kind wage slave.
"No! Absolutely not! I want just the sandwich. If my wife finds out about my closet eating habits, she would surely divorce me! And I can not afford to make payments on this sweet ride if I'm paying child support, you fool!"
"Shub. Mrrf glem."
"Yes, thank you."
Pulling up to the window to retrieve his order, Tom glances over at the moon rock again. Strange, something about it seems familiar.. Either that is because it is part of the moon that has been visible from Earth since the dawn of time, or something else.. Something primal, perhaps. Buried deep within his mind.
Taking his food and placing the car back onto the road, Major Tom hastily eats his meat slab, and resumes his course to arrive at home within a timely matter.