After mulling over the strange menu for a bit, you notice that the “Penis” and “Testicles” tabs are considered to be separate categories. You find that a bit odd, wouldn’t the former include the other by default, or is it just being specific in case people… prefer it? Ugh, you cringe at the thought. You really hope this isn’t some kind of beastiality photo album or something. This store is already weird enough what with it being completely barren and all, but on the off chance someone else does come in then like hell you wanna be caught looking at something as awful as that.
Nevertheless, you’re admittedly still curious as to what exactly this thing means by ‘host’ so you decide to bite the bullet and pick the ‘Testicles’ tab. The screen transitions to a long wall of text that you almost mistake as some kind of ‘Terms and Conditions’ page before you see the blunt mention of ‘Balls’ everywhere in there. This is… like, an extremely in-depth article on what exactly balls are. Scrolling down, you see more tabs for ‘Customization’ and ‘Species’. Worriedly, you open the species tab and sure enough a wall of pictures befitting the category you’re in assaulting your eyes. Luckily, none are super awful, in fact the more you look at the images the more they look to be computer-generated. Still quite realistic, but they’re just models. That… doesn’t really change how weird it all is.
You take one more look behind you, sure enough you don’t see or hear anyone. In fact, It’s kind of eerie how quiet it’s gotten since you’ve gotten on this thing… maybe that’s just you though. Hopefully.
You sigh and start scrolling. “Fuck it.” you mutter, looking for any animals you like or just stand out in particular…