Jeff decided not to mess with the the extra feature's "other inanimate options", and decided on just becoming someone's scat. He thought on becoming some human's poop. But, he couldn't really decide who's bodily waste he wants to become, there soo many option's in his mind to choose from.
Thinking out of all the people he knows... His family, friends, relatives... The list goes on! He really want's to try this, he needs a worthy specimen to test your devilish transformation on. Think about your family, your mom and dad are out to work, your dad works for a telecommunications company managing finance, and your mom works for a hospital as a nurse. Your big sister is at a her friends house hanging out, your big brother is currently out with his girlfriend watching a movie, and both your little brother and sister are in school currently. Thinking about your girlfriend on the other hand, she is out interviewing for a company, trying getting a job at an art studio. Thinking about your friends, you have no idea what they are doing currently.