IT WAS THEN JOE suddenly FELT himself getting dizzy. He put his hand on a lamppost to steady himself. His stomach began to hurt, and then he doubled over in pain.
Then suddenly, there was a loud rip coming from the seat of his pants. He looked, and saw a humongous rat tail sprouting out of his butt.
"What the--?"
Joe had a huge rat tail sticking from his butt!
it was very flexible, and prehensile, so he could grab things with it.
he looked like a freak!
"This," he said, "is a really strange mid-life crisis!"
Joe couldn't explain or believe what was wrong with him.