"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, starting the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria, "Today we'll be showing some of the funniest things that happened in February, as well as some new things going on right now."
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The episode started with the well known "Loser Lovebirds" clips, which showed both guys and girls trying to attract the attention of possible bondmates and failing in various ways. While there were some old, well known ones, there were a few new ones, though some had happened in unexpected ways. One such case was when someone bought a case of Animalian-safe chocolate, only for his roommate to rudely devour the whole thing before he had a chance to present it. In revenge, he baked a chocolate cake with four boxes of chocolate-flavored laxative mixed into the batter, which the roommate devoured without a second thought, only to face the consequences.
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William Tarr had his own funny moment, though why wouldn't become obvious right away.
"Just as we were getting down to discussing expanding Dino City to accommodate the newest members of the upper classes when a woman who moved to town recently got up, grabbed the mic, and proceeded to list off everyone who had wronged her." he said, getting the clip ready.
Apparently, she had moved to town because she had just gotten a divorce, her lawyer and her grown-up daughter were no help, and she didn't like the internet and social media, much to the crowds painful reactions. When confronted with what the meeting was really about, she didn't seem to have a clue, much to everyone's amusement.
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"Another amusing thing was a real attempt at using the Animalia Virus at bullying another person." said Miles, after a few more "Loser Lovebirds" clips. "But in a hilarious twist of events, the conversion actually turned out well for the 'victim'." He then followed it up with "Becka"'s interview where she was clearly enjoying her new form.
"So what happened to those girls who tried to bully you?" asked Miles, as the interview wound down.
"They've been punished appropriately." said 'Becka', simply.
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"And for our final story," said Miles after another block of "Loser Lovebirds", "We're looking at a new thing that's going on, mainly what's being labeled on the internet as 'Frat Boy Syndrome'." It then covered the changed behaviors in Philip's father after his conversion (jokingly described as 'symptoms'), as well as those of his 'Frat Bro's'. While the changes in behaviors were considered standard for RHS, they were noticeably different in male Animalians than in female Animalians. Some argued that this was due to machoism and male "supremacy", though this point of view were taken by the 'angry feminists' of the internet. It was generally more accepted that the different roles that animals had in nature caused the differences in RHS between male and female Animalians.
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"And that's it for this episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." finished Miles, signing off. "See you all next time."