Looking over the diapers I frowned at the designs. Poking my head out of the fitting room I called for the manager who was thankfully still nearby. "Uh...excuse me?"
The lady turned to face me, "Yes? Is there a problem with the diapers?"
"Sort of, I want to choose the camo diapers for a physical regression but I don't like the design. I much prefer the classic plain white color, like the physical/mental ones" I honestly admitted to the woman.
"Not a problem. The diapers you select will magically transform themselves into the exact color and design you want when you checkout. These are just how they are for display purposes. That answer your question?"
"Yes. Thank you."
"Of course. Anything else?"
"Yeah, now that you mention it. It says it eliminates the need for changes, but I want to have my diapers changed. Any way you can fix that?" I really wanted to re-experience the joys of lying on the changing table and having his parents take care of his dirty disposable underwear, his younger brother too. In fact he hoping to find a way to force him to change his first poopy one, getting a devilish grin at the mental image.
The woman nodded, "Sure, it's just a simple matter of removing that particular spell. Anything else?" she asked with a smile, clearly unbothered by the numerous questions.
"Just two more. How do I transform back to my original age and also will anyone remember I used to be sixteen?"
"To answer your first question, to return to normal just remove the diaper and go to bed without it. Don't worry you won't have an accident in your sleep and the next morning you'll be back to teenaged self. And in case of an emergency there's a special phase written phase on the bottom of the box. It's something that will never come up in normal conversation and will instantly turn you back when you utter it aloud while removing the magic of the diaper you were wearing. Memorize it just in case." I quickly nodded at her advice. "To answer your second, you and I will be the only ones to remember the truth, everyone else will think you have always been that age. Reality will also change to match like your house and room" she explained.
"Is there any way I could switch between them remembering and not remembering?" I asked curiously, thinking of all the possible fun I could have messing with my family.
The manager looked thoughtful for a moment. "I suppose I could include another phase that would allow you to switch back and forth."
"Yes, please do that!" I said eagerly.
"Very well. Now then is there anything else?"
"Nope. I'm good" I replied before ducking my head back into the fitting room. Returning my attention to the box of diapers on the bench. Removing all of my clothes I grabbed one of the camo ones, only to feel kind of dumb standing naked in a dressing room while holding a diaper, all on the promise of magic. However my hopes were running high so I decided to give this whole thing a shot. Unfolding the padding and taping the sides I lowered the garment to my feet, intending to put it on like Pull-ups. My heart strangely racing I put one foot in the leg hole then the other, then I looked down as I slowly began to pull upward. I expected some form of resistance but the diaper went up and around my crotch and butt in a snug perfect fit. As I stared dumbfounded I felt a weird sense of vertigo pass over me. When it ended I looked up to see everything around me had grown huge before turning to face the mirror which now showed a two year old toddler in a diaper.
"Holy shit...It actually worked...I'm a baby again" I breathed out in disbelief, caught off guard by my younger higher. Ecstatic I spent the next five minutes inspecting my new younger self and my diaper when the manager lady knocked, "When you're ready to checkout just take off the diaper and meet me at the front of the store, okay?" her voice said before disappearing.
Feeling ready to leave right now I quickly undid the tapes and removed the diaper, feeling a weird tingling as I grew back up seconds later and my giant view of the world went away. To my surprise the diaper magically refolded itself and floated back to the box. Getting used to the fact magic was indeed real I quickly put my clothes back on, picked up the box and exited the fitting room. Making my way to the cash register at the front of the store I spotted the woman waiting for me.
"Find everything you were looking for?" she asked.
"Yep" I replied unable to hide what had to be the biggest grin ever.
The lady just gave a knowing grin as she scanned the box of diapers. As she did so I saw the packaging change into a fifty count box of Pampers crusiers size 4 with Sesame Street designs. My jaw nearly dropped at the sight as that was exactly the brand I wanted, especially since I started paying attention to the commercials on tv.
"Magic totally rules" I thought to myself.
After the transformation the woman waved her hands once over the box. "There, I modified the diapers to the specifications you mentioned earlier. Also here is the card with the phase that will allow you to change whether the rest of the world remembers the old you or not" she said handing me a small card which I tucked away in my wallet.
"Now before I ring you up is there anything else you want to add to your order?"
I thought it over in my head and at the last minute decided to...