You think back on your life and realized that there wasn’t a single girl that crushed on you, even accidentally. You didn’t consider yourself ugly, but no girl ever gave you an inkling of interest in even friendship. Well you decided enough was enough, and thought about all the specific details of the girl of your dreams: just little shorter than you, boobs you can suffocate in, an ass that doesn’t fit in your hands, a little shy but down for anything that you are. After getting her clearly in mind, you hear a knock at the door an rush immediately to open it. As you open it, you can barely contain yourself, you get a boner immediately, and look like a complete fool standing in front of an extremely attractive woman. She’s just like you imagined her, you weren’t specific on hair or eye color, but you can tell the wish came true, and so could the undies you have on. You don’t notice it right away as you usher the lady inside your apartment. She blushes deeply as she begins to move closer to you, you just sit on you couch and prepare for whatever is about to happen. She locks lips with you as thoughts begin to fill your mind. She was a wallflower for most of her school life, she took a liking to you after you stood up for her in fifth grade against some bullies. She tried all the time to tell you how she felt, but could never get the words out. You both graduated from the same high school and she thought she would never see you again, but then it hit her, she would find out where you lived and ask you herself. This has all been culminating to this moment after a morning date at her suggestion where she is now finally peeling off her last layer of shyness, ready to engage in a full on relationship with you, her one true love. You both lay there on the couch, passionately making out with each other when she starts to strip. Without a second thought, you follow her lead as the kissing gets even more sensual, kissing down each other’s neck and grinding against each other’s body. She doesn’t even bat an eye at your filthy thing and you’re too caught up in the moment to think about it, as you peel them back and plunge your dick into her vagina, ready to fill her with your seed. After what seemed like hours you get up and put your clothes back on, heading upstairs to ready a bath and a change of clothes when you look in the closet and freak out. There aren’t any clothes there in the closet that are close to being clean or presentable. They all look like clothing someone found in a ditch and smelled like it too. Taking off what you are already wearing and you smell it and it stinks like sex and sweat. You like up all the filthy clothes and throw them in the washing machine, proceeding to go back upstairs and get nice and clean before you remember the smelly, stained, green thong that is still attached to your waist. You try to pry it off and then remember that it’s stuck to you. With no other options, you hop in the bath with it on, hoping that something would get cleaned on it. Within a few seconds you realize the flaw of your actions as the smell of the thing has taken over the bath. You quickly drain the water and escape. So now you have no clean clothing to wear, and no way to clean yourself of any mess you make. You walk back downstairs to find your girlfriend is finally awake. She walks over to you and kisses you good morning, walking to the kitchen to make breakfast. She isn’t bothered at all by your smell, it’s like it doesn’t exist to her. This makes you start to think...