AS alex walked around he became aware of a large amount of pain at the base of his spine. He felt somthing push out. The pain was almost unbearable for a moment and then it was over. A six foot long tail had sprouted from his and it whipped around vicously. He noticed that it almost had a mind of its own. This was great now he had a tail. As he recovered from the fall he noticed what had become of his skin.
Strething out from the gauntlet were strange tattoo like markings in a language and symbology that he hadn't been seen on earth in over three thousand years. The markings strethed up to his shoulder but stopped there. "What kind of dream is this?" Alex thought aloud.
AS if in answer to his question the coulds which had hung ominously about the village parted. A ray of light shined down to the earth and beatiful music could almost be heard as the worlds largest Angel slowly decended to the ground in front of Alex. He was of course disgusted.
"WHo in the HEll are you?" He asked wondering what part of his psyche she was from.
"I am, or was rather, your guardian angel. Until you had that nasty eent in the bar with all the killing now it is time to repent your sins." She looked down upon him. Her red curly hair flowing all the way to the ground and her portly body just hovering there.
"Wait, I had a guardianangel and yet somehow I still managed to get this screed up. Wait don't tell me you were eating when that whole bar thing happened. And let me guess thats my fault!" Alex had tilted his head and a meniacal little smial had spread across his face. "I dont think so. No god would employ corpulent angels like you!"
"DONT BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE!" She said instantly becoming a much leaner version of herself with firey hair and burning globes for eyes. "We appear as we wish FOOL! NOw confess your crimes and repent or I SHAL vanquish you sinning ass!" SHe yelled at him He was almost ready to yawn, but figured this celestial figure might be more powerful then the people he fought earlier. If this was real he would be shitting himself he thought but he knew this all to be just a very lucid dream.
"I have a proposition for you." Alex said choosing the his words wisely. "Would you be willing to make a deal with...." he thought about his appearence and then quickly reconsidered his actions. "On second thought why dont you tell me what exactly the job of a guradian angel is and why the fuck did this happen to me!"
"Do not curse in my presence I am an angel and don't have to be subjected to such. As for your question we guardian angels protect the mortals we guard from dying in horrible ways or far from their families and if we can prevent them from going to Hell. YOu ended up in that situation becuse of the choices you have made. Because you put on the glove. because you spoke with a demon and made a deal. because the demon gave you an attractive body. THese are the reasons why. NOw repent and rid yourself of evil." Until that moment Alex didn't actully think of anything he had done as evil. Just things that needed to be done to ensure his continued existance and to stimulate him mentally. The idea that killing was wrong had been lost to him up unti lthat moment.
Then the voice came back into his head telling him that he was still in a dream world and in such a dream world no one has died. No one is hurt everyone is you and in you they all exist. "I have commited no sin Angel. I kill illusions of my own imagination just like you are. If I had a guardian angel she wouldn't have let things like this come to pass in a real world. With that he went trudging on down the road paying no head to the infuriated angel behind him.