What the fuck just happened? This is horrible! Some old hag dressed like a witch from a cheap kids TV show just fucking turned up in my room and said something about transforming me and now it feels like she has!
Everything is huge all of a sudden and I feel really vulnerable, like practically anything could hurt me. I'm pretty sure I'm not human anymore either. I can't stand up, I feel ugly and bloated and FUCK! Look at my arms they're short and green and ..shit, are they evem arms or legs? I need to get to my mirror.
It's a long way down from my bed now but I feel like I can make it if I jump and...yep! Phew. This is actually a pretty easy way to move about. So I guess I'm a fucking toad then aren't I? I just better check. I don't really want to look though. Ok, one more jump and I should be right in front of the mirror.
SHIT! OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!
I'M A TOAD!
Okay, I'm trying not to lose my shit here but this isn't what I wanted. I've changed my mind. I can't live like this, it's gross. I'm gross! Who the fuck would want to make me into a toad anyway? I thought I'd get bigger boobs or blonde hair ot maybe become a catgirl. Hopefully someone will fix this for me. Or maybe they will make it worse. Fuck!