To put it bluntly, your life sucked. You were behind on your student loans, you didn’t have enough money for rent, your car was in the shop, and on top of all of that yesterday your job fired you. Nothing was going your way... nothing had gone your way since you left your parents house ten years ago. Just when you though things were looking up, BAM! Your car needed a new battery, or you were called into over time. Or your brother needed bail money. Right now you were walking down the street you could always just keep trying, people said things always get better. Well given your experience that was utter horse shit! You hit rock bottom and haven’t stopped digging in years. And to add a mountain of salt to the wound, you were still a fucking virgin!!!!
Oh sure: “you’ll find someone eventually.” well “eventually” was long gone. No one wanted to date you and inherit all your problems, and you knew it. You would die cold and alone buried under hospital debt. They probably wouldn’t even burry you, who would even show up to your funeral?
HOOOOONK!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!
Well you were about to find out, as a semi was hurdling towards you at top speed. Their was probably a slim chance you could have moved out of the way, but honestly you were sick of this life, and were willing to roll the dice in the hope the next one would be better.
As the semi hits, it snaps your spine instantly, so you didn’t even feel as your body was smashed to red paint, that was a decent plus. As your brain lost consciousness for the last time, your last coherent thought was something something along the lines of: “I wish I didn’t die a virgin...”
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Luckily for you, a certain goddess was watching all of this, and took pity on you. She watched you struggle and crawl these past ten years all on your own, reaching for something just out of grasp till eventually all your hopes, dreams, and will to go on was worn down to the nub. As the last flickering light of your candle went out, she scooped you up in her delicate hands, and carried you off to be reincarnated. In her eyes it was amazing you even managed to hold out as long as you did with so much stacked against you. In her eyes you were beautiful.
Due to the rules, she could interfere with your life in this world. However she had full reign over were your soul ended up in the next life. And she was going to ensure you lived the best life you could possibly live. You earned it after all the trash the other gods threw at you for fun.
Now it was your turn to have some fun, in a world were you would be reborn and live a full and fulfilling life from start to finish. And as for your last request, ohhhh she had something special in store for you on your eighteenth birthday...
Though that was a long time away, this was her first reincarnation and the goddess wasn’t sure how to treat your memories. Should she delete them? They were awful but then again would you really enjoy new your life if you didn’t have an awful life to compare it to? If she kept them should you start off with all of them? Or regain them over time? Or receive them all at once at a certain age?
She would ask one of the other goddesses with experience in this sort of thing later, for now she sat down at her station and pulled out some clay, she was going to get to work designing your new baby body...