Alaska handed the bag over to Clyde. He looked inside, “there’s only three?” He told Alaska, confused,
“Only three candies, sure. But the way I see it, three whole experiences!” She said cheerfully, “I selected them especially for you!”
Clyde was grateful, but still confused, “but why?” He asked, “why are there only three, and why are they so special?”
“Well!” Alaska said, ready to explain, “these three candies are not available in the main store, so you are one of very few people who will actually get to try them,”
“W-Why aren’t they on shelves...” Clyde asked nervously,
“All three of these candies are... hard to sell. On one hand, they could be dangerous if used in the wrong circumstances, and on another hand, they’re so weird that I don’t know how to market them!” She explained,
“So what about them-” Clyde began to ask, but was quickly interrupted,
“Try them!” Alaska said, pointing to the bag, then to Clyde, “you’ll understand what I’m talking about when you try them,”
Clyde couldn’t really argue with her. He randomly selected one of the three candies, and placed the bag on the ground,
“Actually... I’d put that in your pocket if I were you,”
“I don’t have any clothes?” Clyde said, looking down. To his surprise, he found that he was wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt with Alaska's logo on it, "h-how did..." he looked up, see Alaska eagerly waiting for him to try the first candy. He stuffed the bag in his pocket and took a deep breath, then placed the candy in his mouth. It tasted... he couldn’t quite put his finger on the taste. If anything, it tasted completely plain,
“How is it?” Alaska asked,
“It’s completely- bleh!” Clyde interrupted himself, swallowing his saliva, along with any remnants of the candy, “it tastes like- bleh!” He once again had to swallow his saliva. He thought it was quite odd, he wasn’t usually interrupted by- “Wots gowing on wif my mouf!” He shouted, feeling more and more saliva in his mouth. He kept swallowing, but every time there was more and more, until he could do nothing but let the saliva drip from his mouth. He couldn’t even talk,
“Have you worked it out yet?” Alaska said, looking at Clyde. He was drooling rivers. He opened his mouth and a huge puddle of saliva splat on the ground. He couldn’t stop it, he couldn’t even control it. Alaska walked up to Clyde and placed on of her white candies in his mouth. Within a few moments, the saliva began to stop being produced, he was finally able to talk again,
“That was awful!” Clyde said,
“I know!” Alaska replied semi-joyfully, “that one has been incredibly hard to sell, but they’re very easy to manufacture. So we just have a bunch of them. They’re very useful if you’ve a bad taste in your mouth!” She said, “now try the next one!”