Willy was dazed by the bright lights and noises. His ears began to ring until all he could hear of the magical bangs were muted clicks. He cried out for help as the bright flashes of light blinking around him blinded him. It took a few minutes before his eyes adjusted and his vision returned.
To his surprise a large crowd of males of all shapes and sizes had formed in front of him. Silently pointing and laughing. He followed the direction of one particularly amused orc's finger down to his groin only to find the clothes he had spent all night picking out to make the perfect first impression laid in tatters on the ground. Willy squeaked out in shock as his hands flew over his well below average sized penis. Slowly his hearing began to return the ringing was replaced with a cacophony of roaring laughter. He was briefly blinded again with another sudden flash and realized what he had thought to be clicks and lingering lights from residual magic were actually cameras pointed at him and capturing his humiliation.
He turned to run only to realize he was surrounded on all sides. That was when he noticed the old man in splendid robes at the front of the crowd shouting at him. It was Mr Headmaster.
"DID YOU HEAR ME BOY?!" the powerful wizard boomed "WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
"I--I'm Willy, a new student Sir, I was--I was"
"Not William the winner of the Sorcerer Savant Scholarship?" Mr Headmaster said in surprise and shook his head. "This is very disappointing to see, so much potential wasted-"
"No there's been a misunderstanding!" Willy pleaded "I was cursed by a red goblin!"
"Cursed!?" Mr Headmaster's eyebrows shot up in alarm. He waved his arms and a powerful gust of wind blew through the courtyard as a large bubble formed around Willy. The bubble then closed in on Willy, shrink wrapping itself around his body before becoming invisible. The crowd had gone quiet in awe of the Headmaster's amazing power as he spoke, "A red goblin you say? What did he look like?"
"Well they all sort of look-" Willy saw in the crowd no fewer than five practically identical red goblins scattered around watching the scene unfold. His reputation was already in the gutter, Willy didn't need to add being an ignorant racist on top of it. "I uh, didn't get a good look at him...please can I have something to wear?"
"Hmm? Oh yes of course." The headmaster turned to the old man who had been raking leaves before. "Mr Thickbush , could you spare William here one of your rags"
Mr Thickbush grunted and threw a dirty old cloth at Willy who tied it around his waist. He breathed a sigh of relief at finally being decent when suddenly a magical forced ripped the rag away leaving his small dick and pathetic balls exposed again. He yelped and covered himself up with his hands.
"Ah it seems you've been hit with a Perpetual Nudity curse." the Headmaster commented, "And if I'm not mistaken it's been combined with a penis shrinking curse. Unless your genitalia has always been that size?"
"Uh no! It must be part of the curse," Willy's face turned beet red. In truth one of the first things he had planned to do at Stonewood was study penis enlargement spells to cure his micro-penis. But surely the whole school didn't need to know about his shortcomings in the manhood department on the first day. "My penis was at least three times bigger before!"
"Hmm, then I should put a more powerful shield around your genitalia to prevent it spreading." The headmaster raised his finger and started powering another spell.
"Oh you don't have to-" Willy started.
"Not to worry William, barely a fraction of my power will be required for target so small." Another round of snickering was heard as Mr Headmaster flicked his other hand causing Willy to spread his arms exposing his tiny dicklet again. The headmaster then pointed the magic gathering on the tip of his finger at Willy's small penis and zapped it.
Willy yelped as the electric shock had stimulated his penis into a tiny two and a half inch erection, removing any deniability that he might be a grower. He covered himself up again with his hands only to realize he couldn't feel his penis through the new barrier.
"I can't feel my penis!" He cried.
A voice shouted from the throng of onlookers "I bet no one else can feel a penis that tiny either" followed by another round of laughter.
The headmaster looked up as though only just noticing the crowd "Hmm, Perhaps it best we continue this in private. Mr Thickbush please spread salt and sage around the area to neutralize any residual effects."
He snapped his fingers and suddenly Willy felt scattered into a trillion pieces and forced through the fabric of space into the Headmasters lavishly furnished office. After Willy regained his bearings, he reached down and started tugging and flicking at his penis trying to get some feeling past the magical barrier. Mr Headmaster walked over to his desk and picked up a rune stone. Symbols lit up all over the stone when he spoke into it.
"Attention all students and faculty, a cursing incident has occurred in the east courtyard this morning. Until we have purified the area please detour through the central hall. Thank you."
He put the stone down and returned his attention to Willy who was still vigorously trying to masturbate with two fingers.
"Please William have some decorum." the Headmaster snapped his fingers again and Willy snapped into an A pose position and froze in place.
The Headmaster then started prodding and poking him with a series of diagnostic spells.
"Well I can't seem to detect the penis shrinking portion of the spell, which can only mean one thing..."
Willy gulped.
"Who ever is behind this is a powerful magician indeed, to be able to hide such a vicious aspect of the curse."
"Uh, yea! I can't believe how tiny they made my penis. This sucks, it use to be huge!"
"Indeed, well the good news is this curse is just temporary. It appears it's designed to spread to seven hundred and seventy seven people and last for seven days on each of them before the curse runs out of power."
Willy breathed a sigh of relief, seven days naked wouldn't be that bad.
"However I think we'll have to let the curse run out it's course quarantined inside your body until all seven hundred and seventy seven instances have been used. That should last around..."
Willy of course being the nerd he was had already figured it out.
"That's 14.9 years!" he whined "You want me to spend almost 15 years naked!?"
"Yes that seems to be the safest course of action for the school." the Headmaster confirmed "If it had just been a nudity curse and only effected items of clothing I'd say let it spread and fizzle out, and it would just be one of those funny stories that are part of the college experience. But with this undetectable genital shrinking component there's no telling what other side effects or sorts of havoc it will do interacting with other spells and-"
"But I was lying about my penis shrinking!" Willy shouted, "I didn't want everyone to know I was some tiny dick loser so I said it was bigger. I swear it's barely grown an inch since I hit puberty! My micro-penis has never gone over three inches! I've measured it so many times-"
The intercom buzzed interrupting Willy's ranting confession "Mr Headmaster you forgot to turn off the campus wide announcement stone again."
"Oops" the Headmaster flicked off the glowing rune on the sound stone as Willy stood there mouth agape in stunned silence.
The headmaster continued unfazed by Willy's embarrassment. "Surely you're just saying that now to get out of these quarantine measures. It would be very rare for a penis to be so abnormally minuscule without the use of magics, and I won't put my students at risk unless you can prove it to me. I'll gladly listen to any witnesses you can present"
Of course Willy had spent his entire life up until now keeping his embarrassing little secret hidden from everyone. No one had set eyes on his tiny dick since before his pubic hair started sprouting. No one knew how small his penis was until half a minute ago when he broadcast it across the entire campus.
"Hmm, just as I suspected" Mr Headmaster nodded sagely. "Now under these circumstances it seems we'll have to revoke your scholarship."
"What!? But why?!"
"Well for one you've violated several decency regulations stated in your agreement. Normally we look the other way for these shenanigans, however traditionally the student who receives the Stonewood's Sorcerer Savant Scholarship represents the college in a lot of our publicity material. But we cant have you appearing in the alumni newsletter with no clothes and ridiculously tiny genitals! Think of what that would do to the school's reputation. I can just imagine Sir Principal at Rocktimber Academy heckling me about it at the next Morphball match. Anyway, don't worry I'm sure we can find you an on campus job to earn your tuition. But that's for student services to sort out. I have many other issues to attend to."
Without so much as a farewell the Headmaster waved his hand and circular rune appeared on the floor. Willy felt his entire existence being split into trillions of energy particles again and shoved through a narrow tunnel of space time, then rearranging themselves in a dingy little office with no windows. There was a rotting desk in the middle of the room piled high with musty old parchment. Behind the piles a short fat gremlin poked out it's head and smirked when he saw Willy standing there naked and exposed.
"Well, well barely an hour into the new semester and we already have another resident of floor 12+1."
"NO! Wait! Send me back to the headmaster!" Willy pleaded, "I can explain, we can-"
"Now now Wee Willy, the sooner you accept it the easier it'll be for you." the Gremlin cackled, even in this dank corner of the campus he had heard the rumors and nicknames being made for the infamous new student "Well first things first..."