"...Let's pick out a room mate for you-"
"No I can't accept this!" Willy interrupted "This was meant to be a new life for me, and now some Red Goblin has fucked it all up! There has to be a cure!"
"Well that's too bad" The tubby monster said casually, examining his fingernails much the same way Willy had earlier in the courtyard "because the only thing that can definitely break a red goblin curse is green gremlin semen."
"...What? No way you're bullshitting me!" Willy had never met a gremlin before but from all the movies he had seen he knew them to be sneaky creatures.
"Oh? And do you think the foremost researcher in mythical fluids is bullshitting you too?" The gremlin pulled out a small piece of paper with the words "Library Card" written on it in flowing script. He held the paper in the air and incanted "10000 magical uses for 1000 mythical reproductive fluids by Professor Dripdrop."
A thick tome appeared out of thin air and plopped onto the desk in front of the gremlin kicking up a cloud of dust. His gnarled fingers opened the book to section G and started flicking through pages.
"Lets see, Ghouls, Giants, Goblins, Griffins-whoops too far, ah here we are! Gremlins." he began to read aloud "Ahem, Gremlin semen has a multitude of uses, the most powerful of which is neutralizing curses cast by goblins of their opposite colour. In this instance the sample should be taken orally and as quickly as possible after collection. The magical properties are highly volatile and any delay could cause the effects to fade. It also works as an effective heavy duty axel grease. Flavour rating: three and a half stars, four with bread."
"Let me see that" Willy yanked the book out of the gremlin's hands and speed read through the page. Everything he said was true. "This is great! Let me have some of your cum!"
"We just met! Why would I give you any of my semen?" the gremlin exclaimed. "especially after you've been so rude."
Willy only hesitated briefly, he had hoped to receive his first blowjob before giving his first blowjob but desperate times called for desperate measures. Besides this guy was at most two foot tall, he'd probably have a small dick that was easy to handle for a first timer,
"Please," Willy begged "I'll even suck it out myself."
"Huh? Why would you want to do a thing like that?" the gremlin smirked.
"Come on stop messing with me!" Willy pleaded.
"Well fine if you insist." the gremlin rolled his eyes and jumped up onto the desk. He climbed up a stack of papers arranged in a staircase so his crotch was at the same height as Willy's mouth.
His pants swiftly dropped to his ankles and out flopped a fat, sickly green, veiny cock with a thick bush of matted grey hairs around the base. The thing went all the way down to the gremlin's knees. Willy felt a pang of envy, despite being less than half his height this guy's penis was over two times larger as his little erection. And it wasn't even hard yet!
Willy gulped and reached out a hand lifting the weighty appendage and slowly engulfed the tip of the warm tube of flesh in his mouth, trying not to recoil at the smell of dried piss and swamp water. He swirled the tip around his tongue and started bobbing his head back and forth.
"Ohhh that's a good start." the gremlin moaned as his thick slimy cock began to harden "But you'll have to try harder than that if you want my spunk"
For some reason his own tiny dick was hard and twitching in it's force field. As he always did when it was hard, Willy's fingers instinctively reached down to tug himself but he was once again reminded that he could no longer derive any joy from one of the simplest pleasures of manhood.
The gremlin placed his grubby hands on the back of Willy's head and began to push forward. Willy tried to keep up with the disgusting member invading his mouth and was surely using more teeth than a human would find enjoyable, but the gremlin didn't seem to mind. Willy's eyes widened as the cock burrowed deeper and deeper, he was surprised he wasn't choking as much as he expected.
"Don't worry my precum is a natural muscle relaxant," the gremlin said as though reading Willy's mind "It'll suppress your gag reflex."
Finally when the gremlin had pushed his cock all the way in to the balls, the throbbing monster had nearly doubled in size. The he began to thrust in and out vigorously. While Willy wasn't gagging physically, he was starting to find it hard to breathe and the smell was rather putrid. But he kept giving his best effort eager for that miraculous gremlin cum.
"Oh yea? You ready for it?"
Of course with the large dick in his mouth all Willy could do was let out a muffled noise.
The gremlin grunted and began unleashing thick acidic globs of cum into Willy's mouth and down his throat. It was the most foul things Willy had ever tasted and it boggled his mind how anyone could rate it three and a half stars. He took as much as he could handle before pulling back to get some air. The filthy green dick continued firing globules of cum all over Willy's face as the gremlin jerked himself off.
"Wow you're a real natural" the gremlin gasped.
"*cough* So how long *cough* *cough* will it take for the curse to go away?" Willy asked trying to cough up semen that had gone down the wrong pipe. He was just glad that the ordeal would soon be over.
"Why would that happen? If anything my semen will make the curse last an extra five or six years. It's also a powerful aphrodisiac, your next wank session will be amazing"
"But I *can't* wank!" Willy whined "There's a magic force field around my cock!"
"Well that just means you'll get hornier and more sexually frustrated until you can achieve orgasm." the gremlin commented, trying to flick away a stray strand of cum drooling from his fat green cock "and I thought *I* was kinky,"
"But-but the book said Gremlin semen got rid of Goblin curses! This was a trick! You lied to me!"
"How dare you. I did nothing of the sort. Gremlin semen IS a natural remedy for goblin curses but gremlins haven't existed for over a century." he explained as wiping the cum on his hands off on Willy's shoulder, "Milked to extinction by cursed humans. Poor gremlins couldn't get their sore cocks up long enough to breed. This is pretty common knowledge, weren't you supposed to be some sort of egg head?"
"Well-I-uh..." Willy stumbled "Hang on if gremlins are extinct then what are you? Some sort of cursed transformation?"
"Oh no, my kind are immune to curses." The gremlin shook himself like a wet dog and suddenly the transformation faded away to reveal a naked red goblin (who's soft wet cock was still twice the size of Willy's). "That was just practice for my poly-morphing class"
"YOU!" Willy pointed an accusatory finger at the smirking goblin "You're the one who cursed me in the court yard!"
The Goblin gave him a puzzled frown, "What are you talking about this is the first time we've ever met."
"Oh, it's just you look a lot like..."
"Wow and here I thought we'd made some progress after my kind have faced millennia of racial prejudice. You really should take a good long hard look at yourself buddy."
"Sorry" Willy mumbled, wondering why he was apologizing to the goblin who had just throat fucked him and extended his curse another few years.
"As you should be, to think I allowed a racist suck my cock," the goblin chided as he shook his head in disappointment and hopped down from the stack of papers, "Well I'm off to lunch."
"Wait, aren't you supposed to assign me a room mate or something?"
"Oh I don't work here, no one really cares what you twelve-plus-oners do up here as long as you don't cause trouble for the rest of us." He explained as he strolled to the door, "I just like to pair people up in rooms to really mess with- uh I mean study their curse-to-curse interactions. It's amazing what people will believe if you act like you're in charge. Anyway, I'd rather just have a sandwich and a nap after a good cum. Smell ya later"
With that the goblin left the room leaving Willy naked, alone and slowly getting more and more horny.