You are walking through the park and need to go to the bathroom. Your breakfast is not setting well with you. You run to the bathrooms and they are out of order and a sign tells you to use a portypotti. The pressure in your pants is building and you need to evacuate your bowels and bladder. You make your way into the portypotti and are surprised it doesn’t smell like shit compared to the other three adjacent to it. You put your pants down and let it all go, and soon the portypotti smells horrible as you shit and piss. It’s also a hot day so it is nearly unbearable. Once you clean up but something is wrong, the door is locked and you cannot get out. You start to panic and for some reason you have no cell service to call anyone. You then hear something a robotic voice coming from the portypotti
“Genetic code and subject identity recorded to mainframe, initiating teleportation process to home base.”
“Home base what’s that?” You say pounding on the door trying to get out.
A blue energy sparks inside the portapotti and you feel like the ground around you is shifting and it feels like your moving while staying in place. Then it feels like the portypotti has arrived somewhere as it sounds like the bottom has hit a metallic surface. You try to get out to figure out what is going on, you check and it has only been a minute since you have been locked in. You sit there in the shitty portypotti waiting for an answer, it has been 2 hours and the shit smell is stuck in your nose. Then the same robotic voice comes on again.
“Subject has docked to home station, initiating transformation process.”
“Transformation process what the fuck?!” You scream as your entire day has gone down the shitter and some portypotti is going to transform. A gas enters the structure and you feel a tingle goes through your entire body.