Bill was just a low level paper pusher at Dick and Son Inc. He filed, retrieved files, made copies. That was it. That was his day. He felt pretty useless at his job cause he thought a trained monkey could do this. "I should have a better job."
Ralph said, "You should." Ralph was a dick currently attached to the crotch of someone Bill didn't know.
Startled, Bill said, "I didn't know I said that out loud. May I help you?"
Ralph said, "No but I'm here to help you. You're getting promoted to a job that suits your skills better."
Bill asked, "Will I have to be transformed into my own dick like so many employees."
Ralph said, "I don't think so. I don't know the details." Ralph lied.
Bill said, "Okay, when do I start?"
Ralph said, "Right now. Come with me."
Bill followed Ralph to a studio where Dick and Son shot their commercials.
Bill asked, "What am I supposed to do?"
Ralph said, "Don't worry about it. You'll get instructions during the commercial. Now silence. Their about to film."
Bill was on camera with two other guys who also didn't know what they were there for.
The announcer began, "Here at Dick and Son Inc. we are always coming up with new products for your pleasure. We're proud to roll out three new products today." The announcer was a dick. "We've brought you dicking only so far but there are other body parts that deserve a little attention. So the first product we will demonstrate for you is our new butt app."
Before Bill could respond, he was zapped and fell into his own clothes. He was furious about being changed against his will but he couldn't speak. Someone fished him out of his clothes and set him on a table.
The announcer continued, "This will also be put into the dicking roulette app so that you have a chance of being dicked or being butted like our model here. Now let me get a closer look."
The announcer stuck himself inside Bill. Bill felt that big dick enter his butt and the sensation was even more intense since Bill was just a butt.
The announcer said, "Yes, perfect fun to be had with any of your friends who happen to be turned into their own butts by the dicking roulette."
After reaming Bill good, Bill was given back to Ralph and Ralph said, "This is your promotion. You're now the demo guy for the butt roulette app."
The other two guys asked, "What are we being turned into?"