The other two guys asked, "What are we being turned into?"
Ralph said, "Well one of you is being turned into a wall decoration. Which one of you wants it? First one naked gets it."
The two guys thought that they wouldn't get away without being transformed and that being a wall decoration was an okay option. So they raced to get naked. Joe won.
Ralph said, "I was hoping it would be you. I want you on my office wall."
Joe was a lanky blonde with a long dick. He had a nice bush too.
Ralph said, "Now pose in a sexy way. Get your dick erect and show me your ass."
When Joe was in position, he was zapped and flattened. He was stiff like he was a cardboard cutout of himself. He fell flat on the floor. The person that Ralph was attached to held Joe up so Ralph could look him over.
Ralph said, "He's perfect. Hold me next to his dick to find out whose dick is biggest."
The announcer said, "And this can be used with our dicking ray so that you can turn people into pictures of their cock."