"BING", chimed the Chronivac.
Subject Matt paired with User FratBoy001
"Huh?"
Pizza for 50 Delivered.
There was a whooshing noise. The world blurred, faded, and suddenly Matt was on the doorstep of a fraternity house. He was wearing a shirt that said "PizzaBoy", and red hot pants with matching red tennis shoes. In his hands were ten pizza boxes, but they felt too light. They had to be empty boxes. The door flew open.
"Right on time. Pizza boy, come on in," said the muscular blond guy who opened the door.
"Fratboy 1?" Matt asked nervously. He stepped over the threshold.
"That's right, Pizza boy. I love a show with my meal."
"Huh?"
"First time being a pizza boy?" Frat boy one asked.
"Yeah, I'm not sure that there's pizza in the boxes?"
"Oh, there isn't yet. But there soon will be!" snickered the guy slamming the door behind him.
There was an empty buffet table where Matt was directed to place the pizza boxes.
Fratboy001 said, "Okay, Pizza boy, open the first box."
"I'm afraid it may be empty," Matt said, as he lifted the lid. The box was empty, but suddenly he smelled hot cheese and pepperoni.
He blinked, Matt was naked standing on the table in the open pizza box his body seemed to be steaming, and as he melted, Fratboy001 opened the next box. About 7.25 inches shorter, Matt stepped into the next pizza box, behind him in the first box was a steaming hot pepperoni pizza. He started melting again. A frat boy reached into the first box and snagged a piece of pepperoni pizza. Suddenly, Matt could feel part of him being chewed up and swallowed. Good grief he was the pizza. He was going to be 10 pizzas. Fratboi001 kept opening boxes, and Matt kept stepping forward. He no longer cared that he was naked, he was terrified he was being eaten alive. Could the Chronivac return him to his former state after he was digested by all these partiers?
Pepperoni, Barbecue Chicken, Meatlovers, Hawaiian Pizza -- as he stepped into the next box, he left behind a different steaming hot pizza. He was only 7.25 inches tall, action figure sized, as he stood in the ninth box with a veggie pizza beneath his feet. He walked across the pizza, and hesitated before stepping into the tenth box. There would be nothing left of him. His six foot two frame had been reduced to only 7.25 inches tall, and he had become 9 pizzas. He turned in horror as he melted into the last pizza.
"All American Pizza, my favorite," said Fratboyoo1 taking a slice from the last pizza which Matt had completely melted into, then he took a bite, "Yum, best Pizza boy, yet!"
Matt was disoriented, when he had become the last pizza, his perception had changed. He was now staring out of each pizza box simultaneously, and each slice in a person's hand. He mentally shrieked "Cannibals!" as Fratboy001 bit into a piece of Matt. In a matter of an hour, only a few slices of pizza remained. They would be devoured before the night was over.
Matt was mostly digesting in teenage and twenty something stomachs churning with Coronas and Everclear.