"Holy shit!" I said out loud. TOO loud! CB Lo's eyes opened.
"What the -- " she said. "How in fuck did I get here!? And who in hell are you?"
"Please, don't panic. I can explain this."
"Well, you'd better start right now! I'm prepared for kidnappers!"
She reached behind her jeans, and then brought out a gun, pointed right at my chest!
"I wish that gun would disappear," I said quickly.
For a second, she said nothing. "How in fuck did you DO that?" she finally said. "What the hell are you?!"