"I got this ring today," I said, showing her my finger. "With it, anything I wish for comes true."
"You're shitting me!" said CB Lo. The girl had a pottymouth on her!
"I wish CB Lo was wearing nothing but a thong." Instantly, CB Lo was dressed only in the slimmest thong I'd ever seen. To my amusement, she didn't try to cover herself up. Instead, she looked at me and grinned.
"Make me a star!" she said.
"But, you're already a star," I reminded her.
"A bigger star! I want to be the biggest star in the universe!"
"I wish CB Lo was the biggest star in the universe."
Thousands of years later, an astronomer on a distant planet was carefully studying the stars in one section of the galaxy, when, suddenly, there was a new light in the night sky.
"Von!" she said to her partner. "Look at this!"
"What is it, Oilc?" said Von, putting his fourth eye to the telescope. "Great Trza! Where did that come from?"
"I don't know. It was just suddenly there. Did a star go supernova?"
Von checked the charts and his chins wrinkled. "No. It shouldn't be. We've studied that section, but the only star there was not of a magnitude to create any nova like THAT! No, this is as if something close to the star suddenly became a star itself, and so big, it engulf the other star."
"But what would make something like that happen?"
"I don't know. We've got to report this to the Cosmological Society. What do you want to name it?"
"Me?!"
"You discovered it. It's your call."
Oilc thought for a second and then said "It's name is CB Lo."
"CB Lo? Odd name. What made you come up with that?"
"Somehow, I just know, that's its name."
And, as the light reached the distant planet, the star CB Lo once again thought of the boy, nay, the planet, no, the whole solar systems she had wiped out by her stupid, selfish wish.
The worst wish ever made.
The End?