Bertram Brang stared at himself in the mirror.
"Huh." he said, eying his body. "I don't look any different."
He started to wonder if the site actually hadn't worked after all.
"It's only a silly old spam site." he muttered. "I bet it didn't work at all."
But that very night, around 9pm, as he was working in his home office, he felt his stomach give off a funny gurgle.
He ignored it and kept working.
The gurgle came again, but stronger.
Then his head began to ache.
He stood up, and shook his big belly. Something weird was about to happen.... soon.
Suddenly, a nasty sting in his heart area caused him to collapse to the ground. a
AN extra pair of arms sprouted from his hips, tearing through his jacket. He stuck out both his arms and the extra arms. on both pairs of hands, the fingers became more wider, turned a funny shade of dark blue. and the fingernails on his hands were now dark sharp claws.
Then, he saw his toes popping out the front of his shoes. Like his fingers, the toes were wider, and were dark blue, and had claws like his fingernails.
the clawed hands grabbed his jacket, and ripped it off, sweater, shirt and all. then, he grew in size, bursting his pants off his legs, and his shoes and socks off his feet.
he glanced at his reflection in the mirror. "I can't believe it! I'm turnin' into a monster!" he exclaimed. As he said this, his hair fell out, his eyes merged into a big eyeball, AND his nose stuck out as long as a hot dog sausage, his skin turned dark blue, and his penis disappeared, leaving just a slit in it's place.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" HE SAID, "I'M ENJOYIN' MY TF LIKE IT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL COLLEGE REUNION!!!"
HE CHUCKLED LOUDLY, but it wasn't too long till his laughs turned to grunts, then his voice became nothing but a guttural roar.
He was no longer Mr Bertram Brang anymore - he was the BrangBeast!