Roger couldn't understand why he'd changed colour. He was feeling strange, and more to the point, he felt... itchy.
[i] What gives? [/i] he wondered, scratching the back of his neck.
He raised his hand to wipe his brow, but felt something scratch his forehead. He lowered his hand and he saw that his fingernails had grown slightly longer, and they all ended in sharp points. His jaw hung for a while.
[i] That ain't right. Maybe I'm hallucinating, [/i] Roger erroneously surmised, But as he went to absentmindedly bite a nail, he discovered that it wasn't just his fingernails that were growing. He saw that some of his teeth were now much longer and sharper too.
it was then Roger felt a strange feeling on his feet.
he saw the nails on his toes were the same as the nails on his fingers.
"What is happening to me?" Roger said, wriggling his toes.
In his slacks, he experienced a change much more peculiar than all the metamorphoses he experienced before: his penis became smaller.
"Holy shit." Roger thought to himself. "my dick is gettin' smaller."