As Roger was trying to process his strange bizarre changes, another one happened:
he grew a huge tail from his behind.
His pants ripped as he saw a huge long green lizard tail sprout from his behind. Roger's jaw hung.
Roger took off his slacks, and stared at his new tail.
"Holy shit." he said to himself. "This. Is. Not. Happening." HE MUTTERED.
He tugged his tail.
he felt himself yell in pain, for the tail was now a part of his body.
upon peering down his y-front underwear, he saw His dick was now half the size it used to be.
He took off his shirt and waistcoat, and stared down at his green body.
it was true; He seemed to be transforming with alarming irregularity.