Colin walked in to the store ahead of Tina and Wendy today, wasting no time pulling out a returns cart and heading straight for the canned goods aisle far away from where the two would be working that day. He quickly stuffed the canned peaches onto the shelf and swerved into the next aisle.
“Okay, doing good, nothing to worry about...” he said to himself as he threw a couple bags of chips on the shelf.
Suddenly his cart slammed into another and sent him to the floor. He leaned up and scuttled backwards as he realized he’d just bumped into a woman.
“Are you okay?” She asked as she bent down.
“I’m f-fine, just give me some space...” He said as he pulled himself up on the shelves nearby.
He went cold as her demeanor changed, the brunette clinging to him seductively as he yelped.
“Please, let’s check you out to make sure.” She said as she began to pull his shirt up.
Colin yanked himself away and realized his skin was glowing an unearthly pink. The shade was just like that light at the movie theater!
“Oh no.” Colin gasped, “NO NO NO NO....”
“You okay there, man?” asked an old guy pushing his cart.
Colin shook his head frantically, “Yeah I’m fine it’s fine it’s all fine!”
He worked without stopping, emptying two and a half carts worth of customer returns.
“Dude, you can stop already, it’s break time!” Marc said as he pointed to his phone.
“Wait, right now?!” Colin said as he ran to the break room.
Suddenly a pair of hands grabbed onto him and slammed him against the wall. It was that Lindsay chick from a week or so ago, and her eyes were giving off some seriously lustful vibes.
“You aren’t going anywhere, sexy.” She purred as she squeezed his crotch.
“Marc, Chet, Somebody?!” Colin cries out.
“Forget about them.” Lindsay purrs as she strokes his cock. “Just focus on me.”
Suddenly, Lindsay was knocked to the floor by a roundhouse kick.
“Stay the hell away from my man, you trashy slut!” Wendy shouted angrily.
Colin watched the pink glow fade away from his skin as Wendy glomped him.
“Where you wanna go for lunch?” Wendy winked.
“Actually, I packed my own today.” Colin said as he produced a brown sack from the employee fridge.
He pulled the turkey and cheese out before horking it down and going out to Tina’s Van to rest.
“What’s happening to me?” Colin groaned with his hands over his face.