Colin sighed and leaned back in his seat, turning on the radio to try and lift his mood. He found some nice zen waterfall sounds backed by a panflute and bells.
“Not what I was thinking about, but this’ll do.” Colin smiles with a sigh.
He soaked in the sounds of the peaceful falls, picturing the rushing water rolling over his shoulders. All that tension was slowly fading away, working away at the knots in his shoulders.
“Doesn’t that feel nice?” A woman’s soothing voice asked him.
“Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.” Colin sighed.
Suddenly he heard a tap at the window.
“Not now Wendy and Tina,” he groaned, “can’t you see I’m busy with-“
Wait a minute...
“What’s wrong, sexy?” The woman’s voice asked. “Need me to go lower?”
He froze up shaking as he felt a woman’s hand glide down his abdomen and firmly grab his dick.
He shakily reaches for his phone and turns it on, flipping the camera around and slowly raising it up towards his face.
Tina got a text and gasped in shock.
“Yuri?” Tina asked herself.
“Who?” Wendy asked.
“The most recent girl Colin invited to the harem...” Tina said as she showed her a picture of the flush faced purple haired beauty holding a surprised Colin from the backseat.
Wendy opened the door to see Colin being jacked off by their surprise guest.
“How did you even know we would be here?” Tina asked. “I never even mentioned work last time I saw you.”
“I was just running an errand and saw him get inside this van.” Yuri said.
Suddenly Yuri and Wendy locked eyes.
“Of all the women in the whole damn world he could’ve fucked, it had to be you.” Wendy groaned.
“Good to see you again too, Wendy.” Yuri frowned.
‘They know each other?’ Colin thought to himself.
“Yeah... anyway, I bought us both the next Mirestone Gorge book.” Tina said. “Can’t wait to see the big lore reveal the interviews talked about.”
“Yeah, that’s Yuri, still pretending to be all deep and sophisticated...” Wendy said as she rolled her eyes.
“Well at least I’ve actually grown up!” Yuri spat as she held up a manga book, “You’re still reading children’s comics!”
“Oh please you snooty little bimbo!” Wendy snuffed, “Don’t get all high brow on me while you sit there rubbing his cock.”
Yuri yanked her hand away.
“At least I have a boyfriend!” Yuri shouted, “You’re probably still humping a body pillow.”
“MY BOYFRIEND IS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR ARMS, BITCH!” Wendy snapped.
“He’s our boyfriend, girls...” Tina interjected.
“SHUT UP!” Wendy and Yuri screamed at the goth.
Oh god. OH GOD NO.
“I’m the bitch?! I’M THE BITCH?!” Yuri yelled. “If anybody’s a bitch, it’s you!”
“IF I’M A BITCH, YOU’RE A COW!” Wendy yelled.
“ENOUGH!!!!!” Tina yelled.
The pink haired weeb and purple haired literature lover scowled at each other and stormed away.
“What was all of that?” Tina asked.
“Marinette and Lucy 2: Electric Boogaloo.” Colin chuckles before groaning.