Wendy lovingly flopped her new dick around in her hand. "I fucking LOVE this thing!"
Olivia snorted. "Well, don't get to attached to it. It's not yours."
Wendy smiled wickedly. "Isn't it?"
"WHAT?!" you and Olivia both shouted.
"I just had the best orgasm in the history of fucking, just from MASTURBATING, and you expect me to just give it up? Bullshit! You gave me this penis, and I'm fucking keeping it!"
Olivia raised her staff, but Wendy made a leap for it and wrestled the instrument of magic out of the mermaid's hands.
"I am NOT letting you aim that thing at me or my dick!" Wendy snarled. "You don't even know how this shit works! You'd probably set my pubes on fire!"
With that, Wendy ran off into the woods, naked from the waist down and clutching the staff for dear life (and dick). Slightly baffled, you turn to face Olivia.
"Crap!" the mermaid spat. "Not only did I lose my dick, I lost the queen's magic staff! How am I going to explain to her OR Michelle?"