"You're not pissed, are you?" Krystal asked nervously.
Tiger Lily shrugged. "Not really. It's just a little boring. I mean, you could turn me into anything in the whole wide world, and you go for a regular old human?"
"Crap, never thought of that," Krystal admitted. "But it's not to late to fix, ya know? We're standing in a fucking magic store, after all! Hell, you could be a fucking three-headed dragon with eight dicks that cum strawberry milk if you wanted!"
Meadow nearly fell over backwards. "How the hell do you COME UP with something like that, Krys?!"
Krystal shrugged playfully. "Like Circe said, I'm creative."
Circe cleared her throat. "So, Tiger Lily, what do you want to become?"