“I’m pretty hungry,” Josh said. “Why don’t we go get lunch somewhere?”
“That’s a good idea, do you know any good places around here?” Asked Alex.
After a few minutes of discussion Alex and Josh settled on grabbing burgers at a local joint.
“I can drive us,” volunteered Josh.
Josh was happy to find that conversation flowed as naturally offline as it did online. He felt very close to Alex even though they’ve only been friends online, meeting randomly in a game lobby and hitting it off. Josh also appreciated Alex trying not to stare at his dick and balls. Some people keep staring, but Josh could tell that Alex was purposefully trying to avert his gaze. It was a small gesture but much appreciated from Josh.
“Sooo, about the elephant in the room,” started Josh. Alex looked at Josh with a bit of a smirk and said “oh thank god I didn’t want to be rude but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious.”
“No worries, I’m used to people gawking. I just got overwhelmed, I was afraid you wouldn’t want to talk to me or you’d think I was making things up,” Josh said.
He continued, “I was normal until about six years ago. At that time, everything ‘down there’ started growing and growing. I even noticed my pants are a bit tight today, so I’m due for new measurements and a refitting. I have no idea why I’m like this,” finished Josh. “Best not tell him about the curse just yet or he’ll think I’m nuts,” thought Josh.
“So like, does anyone else have this disease?” Asked Alex.
“As far as my doctors know, I’m truly one of a kind. You know honestly I’m pretty used to it, I can keep in shape and I know how to live with it, I wish it weren’t so ‘in your face’ though,” continued Josh.
“Yeah I can see that. But dude I wish you didn’t think I wouldn’t want to see you or meet up. As far as I’m concerned you’re still the huge dork I met online.” Alex continues, “and now this just means I can beat you at games in person now and not just online,” Alex smirked.
“Haha very funny,” said Josh. “But thanks man, I appreciate that I can meet people and not freak them out,” Josh smiled.
After a few more minutes, Josh and Alex ended up at the burger joint and ate in the car. After eating, Josh began to drive Alex back towards the mall.
“Hey, this is fun, why don’t we do something else? Maybe see a movie?” Alex asked.
“Yeah that sounds fun, I have time…. I’m supposed to be at school but I skipped. And after meeting you out of the blue, I’m glad I did,” smiled Josh.
“Good to know I’m worth more than your future,” Alex jokingly lectured.
Alex went to buy the tickets while Josh bought the snacks. He could hear the people at concessions talking behind his back about his crotch but he didn’t care. “Alex still wants to talk to me,” smiled Josh. “He’s the first person to treat me like a normal person.”
When Alex and Josh got to the theatre, Josh was happy to see that it was empty. “Guess we picked a good time to see a movie,” Alex said.
“Hey let me go in first, it’s easier if you need to go to the bathroom if I don’t have to get up once I sit in these dumb chairs. Once I’m sitting it can take a few minutes for me to get back up,” Josh admitted sheepishly.
“Hey man no problem whatever works best for you, after you,” smiled Alex.
Once Josh was settled comfortably, a process that involved pushing the seat down while still standing up and carefully lowering himself down and spreading his legs apart, creating a room between his thighs for his balls, he looked over to Alex and said “sorry, do you think you should go one more seat over? I need to keep my legs spread,” said Josh.
“No no no it’s fine, really. Please stop apologizing, you have nothing to apologize for,” countered Alex.
Once everyone was settled the lights in the theatre dimmed. Josh was watching the screen when he was surprised by Alex grabbing Josh’s hand and leaning over on Josh’s shoulder.
“Oh my god it’s a date,” Josh thought while flustered. “Fuck fuck fuck what do I do?,” Josh panicked in his head.
Josh turns his head towards Alex and…