Suddenly a blinding light covers your entire body and the spy finds herself levitating towards a giant television screen in the middle of the room. The screen turns on to show the research center logo. A male voice sounded from the speakers placed on the sides of the screen.
"Welcome, traitor to the nation, corporate spy or Soviet agent, Steve Spencer-Betruger-Breen-Johnson-wale here, welcoming you to the Weird Research Facility. If you are listening to this recording, Congratulations, you have been captured by our automated system specifically designed to capture Soviet spies. How did we know you were a Soviet spy? Well, you can rest assured that it is not because of the industrial quantities of Vodka that your people consume. "
"You will be glad that you have not been automatically sentenced for waste-disposal. Instead you have been chosen to be one of our volunteers test subjects."
Now you were moving higher up by a metal tube.
"Wow, I can see that the Soviet bear knows how to update their agents. It must be easy leaving your people to die of hungry if you can make some sweet Soviet cyborgs as yourself. I can respect that; you cannot imagine how many times we have tried to obtain financing just to be stopped for some government official because that money is needed to build some hospitals. What a bunch of dicks. "
Now you had reached a metal room without any ornaments where you are suspended in midair.
"You see, our facility has a small problem. We are short of volunteers for human experimentation in our projects, so the military offered us the opportunity to use prisoners of war in our scientific experiments. If you are worried about possible leaks do not worry. Many of them do not survive our tests and those that do usually return with their minds broken, so you do not have to worry about them telling stories about our research center ...”
In front of the spy, a series of multicolored portals opened.
"Through these portals awaits a series of tests that will put your ingenuity, strength and sheer luck to the test. Here in America we believe in individualism and what better way to prove it to some commie as yourself than by letting you choose the gruesome way in which you are going to die. "
"You can choose now."