I woke up in the morning feeling like shit. I drank way too much the night before. I sat up slowly, trying to make sure I don’t move too fast so I don’t hurl, and as I opened my eyes, I saw two people in bed with me - one was a beautiful young blonde woman, and the other was a shorter, twinkish guy. Seeing both sexes didn’t really bother me, after all I am bisexual. Did I mention that? Oh… whoops. Anyways, I was freaked out. Did I really get so drunk that I had a three-way? I looked over myself to see if I made any changes, but I didn’t think I looked any different… same belly, same skin, same arms. I felt my morning wood hardening but that wasn’t anything new, really.
I carefully moved the mans’ leg off of mine and carefully got off the bed so they wouldn’t wake up. I quickly headed for the shower, trying to wash off whatever it was I did last night, but for some reason my boner was only getting harder. When I cleaned my dick off I even started jerking off right then and there. I had to convince myself to stop, but I was still horny leaving the shower. I cleaned off the mirror and finally realized why when I saw my reflection and my jaw dropped.
I was FUCKING SEXY!
I dropped my towel and starting jerking off to my reflection. I couldn’t stop myself, what I saw was definitely the one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen. I didn’t look any different, my hair color, face, nothing had changed. Except I was now the personification of sexy. I blew my load onto the mirror, feeling so happy to be in the presence of such a raw sexual being, and I was that being.
A few minutes later, after coming down from the sexual high, I cleaned up the mirror, being very careful to not look at myself in it, which was difficult to say the least. I exited the shower and found Cooper sitting on the couch holding his head. His hangover was obviously getting to him. “Yo Cooper, what happened last night? Did I really make a change?” Cooper rolled his head up to look at me, but his eyes went wide when he did. “Oh fuck… yeah, that happened too.” Cooper then tried to fill me in on the details.
So he pointed to a guy that was on TV at the time, asking if I could swap something with him. Apparently drunk me took that as a challenge and a few minutes later I was the sexiest man alive, making out with a chick from across the bar. He didn’t know who I had swapped with, or what exactly I swapped, which unfortunately meant that I was stuck this way. Through the entire conversation, though, I felt my dick getting hard again, though I think I managed to hide it well enough. I also kept thinking about how I wanted to turn Cooper gay for me, and just have sex with him right then and there.
“Honestly, man, whatever you swapped is pretty messed up. I mean, you’re a level of sexy right now that I think even a perfectly straight guy like me could go gay for.” He actually admitted that! I panicked a little and returned to my room, forgetting about the two people I had brought home for conquest. I closed the door and turned to see both of them, sitting up in my bed and staring at me with lust. That’s when I figured out the Side Effect. I also had that persons’ libido. I dropped my towel and returned to bed, letting the two of them put their hands all over me.
Just a couple minutes into the fling, I already had my dick up the man’s ass and my hands on the woman’s boobs, while she was grabbing my ass. We kept rolling around in several positions before I came. Afterwards I laid on my bed basking in the glory of my second three way, before sending the two home. I didn’t know what I’d do next, but whatever happened is permanent. This was my life now.