"ugh" I woke up with a headache that could kill an elephant.
Well I usually feel better after a quick jerk off session.
I threw off my sheets and an greeted not by my little friend who's been by me all my life, but a massive python. As I see my new dick, it starts to stiffen. "That's a nice looking cock" I say to myself, not noticing how weird that thought is for me. I stroke it, amazed at the size of it. It gets harder and I'm using both hands to stroke. I climax, shooting over my chest.
As my breathing settles, I realize how hot that was. Jerking off and dicks were never so sexy to me. Wait?!
I think back to the group of guys i heard talking last night. But I think I remember them saying this was different than the usual bar. Was there usual bar a gay bar? Was I gay now?
I looked down at my dick. I think I'm ok with that. When in Rome? Might as well enjoy it. Wonder what Conner will think