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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar.

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It was an dark and stormy night, the rain was pouring down and the wind was howling. Needless to say the night sky was anything but clear. All stars obscured by the dark menacing clouds that fuled the raging storm. Nevertheless three wise men, whom all hadd dedicated thire lifes to continue abraham's legacy, was guided by the hevens to an humbel yet pivotal local. However this was no stable, this was Liz's Lesbian Bar!

Liz chuckled at the sight of her unexpected soaking wet visitors. All three of them around 50 years old and dressed apropriatly to thire professions. The trio quickly found a tabel in the empty bar.

"So whats the plan for the evening, gentlemen?" Asked Liz as she made her way to thire tabel.

"Well we hadd just pland t-" started the Imam, before Liz cut him off saying "To get a drink? And here I thought Muslims were not permited to drink alcohol?"

The Imam gave Liz an slightly enoyed look.

"What my friend tryed to say was that we hadd pland to meet up and disscus an upcoming charity drive. We are planing to orginize an collaborative effort between our congregations this year." said the Priest.

"But this awfull weather started before we got to our pland meeting place." said the Rabbi while cleaning his foggy glasses.

"And now your here at my bar, the lord realy do work in mysterious ways, don’t he." said Liz with an amused chuckle. "I don’t think the weather are going to calm down any time soon, but you are more than welcome to have your meeting here if you wish. However you'll need to make a purchase, you might be running a charity but I ain't."

"Well thats sound fair." said the Rabbi.

The Priest nodded.

The Imam was about to protest, but Liz once agien cut him of saying "We do also serve non-alcoholic beverages here."

With that all three of them seem to be in agreement about having the meeting at the bar, while the storm raged on outside. So the trio made thire orders and started discussing the upcoming charity drive. Paying no atention to Liz as she preperd thire drinks. So they did not notice when Liz spiked thire drinks ever so slightly. Spiked with just enuff alcohol for the life altering, reality twisting, genderbending enchantment of the bar to take effect on trio.


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