Like a flash of lightning, I got an idea. Things were getting dangerous, I had to put aside my promise of no more magic. "Really Colleen? I think we're both entitled to secrets." I said, folding my arms.
Colleen raised an eyebrow, "Secrets? What the fuck are talking about?" I made my silent wish.
I wished Colleen had been bitten by a werewolf when she was 16, I wished that every full moon she would transform into a ravenous flesh-eating she-wolf beast. I wished that ever since she’s been desperately trying to keep this secret. I wished that during the last full moon I had seen her transform, without her knowing. I wished that she could transform partially if her blood pressure got too high. And finally, just to be certain, I wished that this had always been the case for her, and that events in the past would change accordingly.
The wish came just as it always did, I felt a memory appear in my head, one of Colleen in the back yard in the dead of night, the full moon shining above, watching her transform into a gorgeously terrifying monster, the kind that I had only seen on weird hentai sites or in cheap b-movies. More memories filled my head, memories of Colleen acting strange around full moon nights, memories of Colleen avoiding people on full moons, and one particularly disturbing memory of finding rotting meat in her closet when I was trying to look through her bras.
I saw Colleen's face register fear from my words, the wish had registered in her mind as well. She knew what she was, and she was suddenly very afraid that I knew. Which I did.
"I saw you." I said, knowing that was all I needed to say.
Colleen paled, "S-saw me what? I don't know what you're talking about, Joey." It was painfully clear she knew what I was talking about.
"Oh don't worry, your secret's safe with me." I said with a wink, then to toy with her, I let out a loud howl. Instantly and with blinding speed, Colleen clamped her hand over my mouth.
"Please, you can't tell anyone." She pleaded. "No one can know."
I pushed her hand aside, though with great difficulty, her strength surprised me. "C'mon Colleen, you know I'm good with secrets. I mean, obviously I'll want something in return, but I wouldn't tell a soul."
Colleen pleaded, "Anything, I'll do it." Now was my time to strike.
"For starters, let's forget about all this 'weird stuff' you were going on about. It's not near as important as this." I said, sounding as heartfelt and honest as I could.
"Done." She said quickly. I mentally sighed. That problem was averted, of course now I had two other problems. My sister was a werewolf, and I was still incredibly horny.
"And one other thing."