Entity #80073
Codename: The Bootybox
Physical description: A gold-plated boombox with metallic purple speakers, a cassette deck, and lighted multicolored buttons. Rather mundane and unassuming despite its bombastic and lavish appearance.
Known Abilities: Entity plays bass heavy music when its “play” button is pressed. It has a volume function, a “rewind/fast-forward” function, and a “stop” function. The music it plays has a hypnotic effect on the listener, compelling the listener to shake and twerk their hindquarters to the bass. The longer one listens to the music, the more their hips, buttocks, and thighs swell up with jiggling fat tissue. Size limit unknown. Increasing the volume accelerates swelling. Pressing “play” to pause the music halts the swelling and breaks the hypnotic trance, and “stop” returns the listener back to normal.
Containment: Entity #80073 is housed on a shelf in the facility basement.
Update: Entity #80073 must be locked in a leaded container before storage. It’s been known to teleport to a seemingly random location on Earth after 24 hours of disuse. The only pattern discernible for its teleportation destination choice is that it prefers to be discovered by women or effeminate men. Keeping it in a leaded storage container prevents it from teleporting.
Update: More than one instance of Entity #80073 exists. Containment teams to be dispatched immediately upon sighting in the wild.
Other: Earmuffs prevent the music’s hypnosis and transformation properties. The music itself isn’t too bad for generic hip-hop.