Andrea Says "Fine..., But If We're Gonna Do This I Wanna Do It Right So A Proper Date Where You'll Treat Me Like You Would This Abbie Girl And You Pay For Everything I Do While I'm This Girl, And For The First Thing First Let's Work On Your Kissing It Needs Work"
Simon Says "My Kissing? Isn't That Gonna Be Awkward Doing It Till I Get It Right?"
Andrea Says "No, It Shouldn't Take All That Long"
Andrea Then Says "Now Kiss Me, I'll Tell You What You're Doing Wrong And Fix It"
Simon Tilts Andrea's Head Up And Plants A Kiss On Her Lips Not Lasting All That Long
Andrea Says "Okay First Things First The Head Tilt You Should Never Have To Do That, You Can But You Should Never Have To The Girl You Wanna Kiss Or Wants To Kiss You Will Already Have Her Head Positioned Like That It Is Not A Great Sign If You Have To Put Effort Into It, Not A No But Still Not Recommended"
Simon Says "So How Do I Get Her To Kiss Me?"
Andrea Says "Well Most Times It Is A Sign For Date 2 And Only On The End Of Date 1 Other Times It's To Show You Really Care"
Simon Says "So I Have To Wait Till The End Of The First Date Before I Can Even Think About Kissing Her?"
Andrea Says "Yes, But There Is One Exception..."
Simon Says "What Is It?"
Andrea Walks Up To Simon And Plants A Kiss On Him Grabs His Ass And Pulls His Neck And Head Close Simon Grabs Her Lower Back And When It Seems Like They Are Gonna Break The Kiss Off Simon Grabs Her Ass And Pulls Her Closer All The While Their Tongues Are Wrestling
Simon Eventually Breaks It Off And Says "Okay So How Was That?"
Andrea Says "Amazing..."
Simon Says "Great I'll Go Ask Out Abbie"
Andrea Says "Yea Okay, WAIT WAIT Simon You Can't Go Ask Her Out Now"
Simon Says "I'm Ready"
Andrea Says "Okay, But Don't Come Crying To Me When She Breaks Your Heart Cause Your Not Ready!"
Simon Says "I'm Not?"
Andrea Says "No Your Not Ready You Haven't Been On The Practice Date Yet And Have You Decided Where You Wanna Take Her Dinner, Movie, The Park, The Zoo, A Picnic, The Arcade, Bowling All Of These Have Very Different Strategies And Goals All Have Very Different Endings"
Simon Says "They Do? Wait How Do You Know"
Andrea Says "Yea, And I Don't Know But All Those Dates I Went On As Guy I Remember Being The Girl In All Those Situations And One Thing I Never Told You Is Every Date I Have Been On I Collect Data On How To Improve The Next Things I Liked And What He/She Liked I Remember Both, I Guess A Side Effect Of Turning Me Into A Girl So Right Now I'm Sort Of An Expert"
Simon Says "Okay You Win, So Bowling How Does That Work For The Perfect Date?"
Andrea Says "Your Good At Bowling Right? Like Consistent Enough To Do Good And Bad Right?"
Simon Says "Yea, Wait You Want Me To Lose On Purpose?"
Andrea Says "No, Fluke Your First 2 Or 3 Shots Then The Rest Do As Good As Possible Strikes If Possible, Anyone Who Is Just Average Should Be Close In Score So You Almost Always Get A Game 2 And This Time You Play All The Rounds As Good As Possible Now There Are Two Routes To Take If All Previous Rounds Were A Strike Or Spare So All Pins Go Down Do The Same For The 3 Round 10's But If You Didn't Fluke The All The 10 Rounds And Have It Be Because You Were Distracted Both Times You Fluked Because You Have Been Wanting To Say Something The Whole Date Says "I Think I Love You" That Will Almost Always Get You At Least A Second Date"
Simon Says "Wait What, How Is That Supposed To Work?"
Andrea Says "You Fluked Your First Couple Shots Because She Was So Beautiful It Took You A Bit Get Your Game On You Fluked Your Last Shots Because After Just This Short Time You Love Her"
Simon Says "So What About The Strikes And Spares Route?"
Andrea Says "Well That One Is A Sorta Investment It Actually Isn't A Great Strat For A Second Date But It Is Something If The Relationship Goes Further Anyone She'll Wanna Take Down A Peg And Trust Me There Are Alot Of People On That List She'll Turn To You To Do That And That Will Likely Get You A Reward If You Beat Them In Bowling, The Reward Depends On The Distance Into The Relationship And Who She Wants You To Beat Ranging From A Peck To Sex"
Simon Says "What About A Picnic That Sounds Like A Good First Date?"
Andrea Says "Sorry But, Were Actually Gonna Have To Have That Date To Explain It Best, But First Things First Know Her Allergies You Do Not Want To Have That Be A Problem You Have On The First Date And For Your Information I'm Allergic To Peanut Butter"