"Uh..." you hesitate. "But...I don't know where my own kind are. I'm kinda lost..."
"Not my concern!" the unicorn waves his horn menacingly. "Just leave my territory!"
"I don't even know where your territory is!" you retort. You feel your eyes begin to tear up, not out of fear or sadness, but frustration. This bone-headed mythical creature was beginning to annoy you. You conveniently ignore the fact that you are now a mythical creature as well.
"Don't...don't cry!" You look up to see the unicorn with a sudden panicked look on its horsey face. You are too dumbfounded at the sudden change of pace to figure out what caused it, but the unicorn enlightens you. "I just can't take it when a woman cries! Well, you're not strictly a woman, but you halfway look like one! So don't cry!"
You're not sure whether you want to laugh at how ridiculous the unicorn is or you want to kick his butt for saying you're not a woman. It wasn't your choice to end up half-horse, let alone being yapped at by some critter that looks like it jumped out of a My Little Pony cartoon. However, the unicorn interprets your silence as unhappiness.
"Look, I'll take you to some people who can help you, okay?" the unicorn blathers on. "Just don't come back to my territory, and don't cry!"
Figuring this is the best deal you are going to get out of this inane creature, you nod in response. Relieved, the unicorn pretentiously orders you to follow him.