"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, kicking off the latest episode. "Today, we'll be looking at some of our favorite things from Fall in Animalia, as well as some things to look forward to for Christmas."
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"What was probably an unintended side effect of the pandemic was all the animals that moved into new territories. While normally this wouldn't be too much of a problem, there was one kind of animal that was causing so much trouble that some nearby cities turned to Animalian predators for help: turkeys." said Miles, getting the clips ready. "While most of the time the predators were able to herd/move the turkeys to new territories, there were a few turkey toms (that's a male turkey) that simply refused to leave their new territories. For that, we have had no choice but to take them out. Fortunately, this is one way to keep invasive pests down without resorting to drastic/dangerous measures, as well as allowing predators to 'blow off steam', as it were. Fortunately, we've got video clips on the website that chronicles their attempts.
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"Now we're live with Dino City's mayor on Dino City's newest residents." said Miles as the communication channel between them opened up. While there were no questions that either intruded on one's privacy, made one uncomfortable, or anything like that, there were a few that did make people mad, though why was understandable.
"... so why are there so many Asians/Asian-Americans moving into Dino City?" asked Miles.
"Because, no matter how many times fact checkers reveal the truth, there are still those who believe that China engineered COVID-19 to harm the western world," answered Mr. Tarr, professionally, "so because of that way of thinking, hate crimes (both major and minor) have hit an all-time high. Because of how Lyre/Animalia is one of the safest places, Asians and Asian-Americans have started moving into Dino City."
"I don't blame them moving in." said Miles, setting up a clip from a doorbell camera that showed one nincompoop who got caught by Nightwatch cops after he tried to 'ding-dong-ditch' a new Asian resident in Animalia, getting him stuck with a 'criminal mischief' charge.
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"Now we meet with Mr. and Mrs. Brown over their newest farm hands." said Miles, as two horse Animalians entered the interview room, causing all manner of digital 'swooning' comments, some targeting Mr. Brown, others targeting Mrs. Brown.
"So, you've taken in the six males with hormonal imbalances who became Stallion Animalians?" asked Miles, not prying too much.
"Certainly." said Mrs. Brown, "When they're not doing their physical training at Claw Coliseum, or doing LARPing with the GGAC, they're doing work at the farm to build up their finances."
"They haven't had too much trouble with their new forms, did they?" asked Miles.
"No, they haven't." answered Mr. Brown, shaking his head while smiling slightly at the memory. "Unfortunately, Sylvia has also learned about our new farm hands, and she's getting drawn to them like magnets. Fortunately, Miss Fabina's already aware of this, and has some new videos planned."
"That's somewhat good to know." said Miles, before turning to the camera. "Just so you know, all R-Rated Animalian videos are available for purchase, though they're only available for people over the age of eighteen." At that, there was a lot of digital expressions of disappointment.
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"... and now to close our show, we look at one thing that's inevitable during the upcoming winter months." said Miles, after a video block of autumn- and Thanksgiving-themed clips, 1/3rd of which involved showing off at the Thanksgiving Banquet. Most of these involved overeating and either throwing up (though these weren't shown on the episode) or passing out. "Both Reptile, Amphibian, and Bird Animalians begin either their brumation/hibernation or their migration trips to warmer places, but due to the pandemic, and reports of a new 'mutation', all tourists coming into or out of Animalia and its colonies will still be monitored and/or tested for COVID. So, until our next meeting, be smart and stay safe out there." finished Miles, as he wrapped up the episode.