"No freakin way, Dad! You and Mom must be insane! I can't believe you kissed me! Yuck!"
Jim wiped off his mother's mouth, lipstick smearing his hand.
"I may be stuck like this but I'm not having sex with my father or ANY man!" He grabbed his mother's purse. "I'll be at the motel on Elm street if Mom and you come to your senses and she wants to give me body back."
Jim held back tears and ran down the stairs to leave his home and the life he had known.
At the bottom of the stairs he saw his Mom and his former body with a big smile on his/her face...