Mike’s mind boggles as he stares at the mountainous being before him. He looks up the ten thousand feet of woman, a being that dwarfs the largest buildings in the world. Mike has no idea how he’s going to get in touch with her; the climb to her ear, he has to imagine, would take a day or two of climbing, and he has no gear to use. And besides, surely she'd shower him away in that time frame. Or just otherwise knock him off her titanic body.
He realized he’d have to find a short cut, somewhere that isn't as impossible a journey. But where?
The giantess yawned as she looked at a piece of paper on a distant table, perhaps a bill or letter. And then it hit him -- her bed! If he could get onto her bed, he might have some chance of getting into her ear. And then --
-- wait. Could she even hear him at this size? He was just so small, barely a millimeter tall. Maybe he needed to think this through a little further.
She stretched, becoming even more impossibly large. Mike decided he would…