Yesterday was pretty uneventful. Probably because the beforehand you went to a part and got seriously drunk. Well today seems like it’s gonna be just like yesterday. It is a Sunday so it’s just gonna be you and your friends again. You see Peterson clocking in for that day. “You made it so early today…” you say. “Quit mocking me.” Says Peterson. It’s 8:54. However, all janitors must get to the school by 8:30. “So what happened did to get drunk again?” You remark. “No I didn’t I just slept later than I usually do.” Peterson replies. “Well we better get to work.” You say. “I need to go shopping and I want to make sure I have enough cash.” “You’re short on cash?” Asks Peterson. “Nope.” You reply. “I just want to save what’s in the bank for now.” “Trying to get some interest are we?” Peter says. “Yeah.” You reply. Grabbing your mop and bucket and you make it over to class 4-Q. Inside the room you see Ian your good ol’ fly friend. “So you’re almost done cleaning the fans?” You ask. “Oh what’s up Benjamin? And yes I’m almost done with the fans.” Ian is a great asset when it comes to the group of janitors working at the school. Due to his wings he is able to clean high places with no problem whatsoever. “That’s good to hear.” You say. “I'm gonna start mopping the floor.” You pull out your mop from your bucket full of soap and proceed to mop the floor. After a while you’ve cleaned half of the room. Ian flys down still hovering a little so he doesn’t touch the wet floor. “Alright the fans are clean now.” “I’m gonna make my way over to 6-Q alright?” “Okay.” You reply. Ian then exits the classroom. You continue to mop until your mop hits the leg of a desk. Which causes something to fall out of it. You bend down and pick up object that fell out the desk. It’s a small rectangular box. You would inspect if further but you want to get out early so you put it in your jeans pocket. Soon you finish everything you need to do for the day. You clock out. While leaving you see Gerald running to the door. You stop to greet him. “I haven’t seen you all day.” “Are you lost?” You say being sarcastic as ever. “No.” I was doing the bathrooms all day today!” “Well I’m gonna be heading home now.” You say while waving your hand. “Bye!” Gerald says while waving his hand as well. You finally make it home. You were at the school for a while so now it’s already 5:00 in the afternoon. You decide to take a quick nap after arriving home. Since you can’t resist your cat nature. You spend 2 hours sleeping. When you wake up it’s 7:00 at night. You realize you’re still in uniform so you undress yourself. You take off your shirt showing of your cat belly. And decide to change into a different pair of jeans. You put on a white tank-top and tuck into your jeans. Once again, causing your cat belly to suspend outwards. Now that you’re a bit more comfortable you grab a beer from your fridge and grab the bottle opener with you striped tail. You pop the cap off and proceed to drink the refreshing beverage. You leave the beer on the countertop when you remember about the box you found today. You run back into your bedroom. And grab the box out of your jeans. It’s small but has an opening. You look inside and you find tubes with something inside of them. You take one out. It appears to be a cigarette. You usually don’t smoke but once in a while is alright. You go back to where to left your beer and walk outside to your backyard while holding a lighter in your tail while your left hand holds the cigarette and your right hand holds the beer. You place the beer on a table outside and proceed to light up the cigarette. You inhale smoke some of it and almost instantly the flavor hits you. It’s addicting, so soothing, so rich, so hypnotic. It’s like you had to keep smoking it. You drink some beer and it only adds to the taste. Soon you begin yo change. Your fur becomes light green. While the stripes that were all over your body become olive green. You don’t mind the changes since all you care about it’s smoking that beautiful cigarette. Soon you let out a puff of smoke and it envelopes your entire backyard. The smoke picks you up and now you observe your new green physique. “I….I….need to be more close to it.” You say while your tail wags. Ahhh…ah…more…I need more!” You state. Your eyes then begin to glow a neon green. As well as your mouth and belly. Inside your mind you hear something. “Enjoying the sensation aren’t you?” “I hope you enjoy it!” “Now spread it!” The smoke flows into your mouth. Now with on your entire backyard inside smoke many people come to see the event. With your wagging tail, glowing underbelly, mouth, and eyes. You say “Come enjoy the sensation with me and infect everyone within your proximity. All their fur, scales, and more become green while their bellies, eyes, and mouth glow. Under the control of the smoke you breath out more of the smoke making people smell it too. Soon you go wild and give out beers to everyone to enhance the taste. “Yes!” You say. “Embrace it!” Soon everyone has similar clothing like you white tank top with some jeans. Making you seem like that drug addicted man in the alleyway. Perhaps this was the effect of the smoke. This event lasts for hours and at one point you and the smoke fuse and become one. Allowing you to posses them and put them under the influence of the smoke too. After a while you black out. Back in the comfort of you backyard with beer in hand. You still remember the event but it’s like the event didn’t take place there was no cigarettes in sight and nothing seemed amiss. You look at the clock and it says 7:34. When you started drinking the beer it was 7:30 meaning only 4 minutes had truly passed in real-time. You sit down on a chair in the backyard and hope that you’ll be able to experience that night again one day. Until then though you’ve got work tomorrow and you should go to bed early.