The following is the continuation of an incident log involving Entity #650 (‘The Eddy Eggplant Show’). The beginning of this log can be found in the previous page(s), along with the parent document for Entity #650. Please check those pages for more info.
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Cut back to the forest set. Rascal Red explains he planted the squirrel hairs in Wendy the Witch’s house, in order to throw off suspicion to himself. He wanted to use Wendy’s plant potion to make a prize-winning giant fruit or vegetable, for that year’s Farmer’s Fair.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Hmmm. How about I be your giant vegetable? I am a big eggplant after all!
E-650 | Rascal Red: You? Are you kidding?!? You entered yourself into the fair two years ago!!! Don’t ya remember?
A photo then pops up of Eddy Eggplant having a #1 medal around his neck, alongside a giant pumpkin and a giant carrot. There is a camera snap, and a sound of light applause.
Cut back to the cast, with Silly Sally rubbing her chin.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Oh yeah! He did!
E-650 | Rascal Red: And then last year, ya’ tried to do it again! And with a disguise!
A montage of three photos, of Eddy Eggplant as a first prize entry again, except wearing a fake beard and giant rainbow glasses. But a hand grabs the beard, and Eddy Eggplant is revealed, with hands on his face in an ‘oh no’ pose.
Cut to Child 01 and 02, with Child 01 looking incredulous.
Child 01: Seriously?
Child 02: I guess that is cheating.
Dingeberry Dan shrugs in response.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Nobody’s believed I could grow things. I always told em’ I got a green thumb since I was a young’un. But everybody’s made fun of me! They say I can’t plant for SQUAT! But not this time! With this potion, I’ll be king of the Farmer’s Fair!! Me! With the grand prize! Oh the fame!! The glory! The attention! And FIVE. HUNDRED. DOLLARS!!!!!
Dingleberry Dan counts his fingers. He jolts.
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Jeez! That’s a lot.
E-650 | Wendy Witch : Not so fast!
Wendy the Witch emerges with a puff of smoke and fog. She steps out into the open, with a finger pointed at Rascal Red.
E-650 | Wendy Witch: You actually think you can grow a proper vegetable with my experimental potion?
E-650 | Rascal Red: Waddaya mean? I saw with my own eyes! You dropped some of your magic juice onto a pumpkin, and BOOM! It went big!
E-650 | Wendy Witch: Yes it did! ….for twenty seconds.
A shock chord sounds, as the camera suddenly zooms in on Rascal Red’s aghast reaction.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Wha?!?
E-650 | Wendy Witch: Yes! Twenty seconds! That’s how long each vegetable stays big after I dipped them with magic. After that, the produce vanishes, like ‘poof’!
E-650 | Rascal Red: You’re telling me, that I gone all this trouble to steal yer stupid potion, for NOTHING?!?
E-650 | Wendy Witch: Well….. you really wanna make that potion last? If I got my work right, I’ll tell ya.
Wendy beckons Rascal Red to come closer to listen. Rascal Red does.
E-650 | Wendy Witch: You gotta DRINK it!
E-650 | Rascal Red: Are ya kidding me?!
E-650 | Wendy Witch: That’s right! Whoever drinks this potion will be turned into a giant fruit! ……..or vegetable. One or the other!
E-650 | Rascal Red: Well I ain’t as heck drinking some kooky fruit-turning potion!.......unleeeeess…
The three ‘main’ characters immediately back away.
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Nope.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Nope!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Uh-uh.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Grrrrr.
Rascal Red sees Child 01 and Child 02, and then slinks over to where they’re standing.
E-650 | Rascal Red (with a dark grin): How about you?
Child 02: I don’t know…
Child 01: It’s not like you can give us anything we want.
E-650 | Rascal Red: How about all the acorns you can eat?...for a week!
Child 01 and Child 02 look skeptical. Rascal Red growls.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Fine! For a year!!
Child 01 and Child 02 eye each other, suddenly smiling with excitement.
Child 01 and Child 02: Deal!!
Following this, we see two clips of each child drinking the potion.
There is a white flash of light, and the children are back in their human,
non-squirrel forms, with Child 01 being a girl once more. However, none of the cast acknowledges this.
From the ground (the fake grass), two vines emerge, wrap around Child 01 and 02. In different camera shots, the vines invade their orifices, though Child 01 and 02 are not distressed. The vines thrust into their anuses, and both children visibly moan. The anuses fuse with the vine, with a thick stem growing out.
The children’s skin turn watermelon green with black lines. Their stomachs bloat to a large size, along with their buttocks. The childrens’ arms and legs begin to shrink, and absorb into their torsos, with the children reacting in awe. Their sexual parts fade away, with their crotches now being left blank.
Their entire bodies begin to round out, causing the children to lean forward on their rounded bellies. The children’s heads fuse into their shoulders, and their hair fall off their scalps.
Through this sequence, there is a shimmering magical sound, similar to the subjects’ change into squirrel children.
Eventually both Child 01 and Child 02 are left as watermelons, with the childrens’ animate faces on the ends, opposite to their stem-end. They’re angled in a way that they can look at each other.
Child 01: Whoa!!!!
Child 02: We’re watermelons!
E-650 | Rascal Red: Yes, YEEEES, HAHAHA!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!
The other characters come closer to examine the children-turned-watermelons.
E-650 | Wendy Witch: Whaddaya know! It worked!....I didn’t think that would work.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Super impressive!!
E-650 | Silly Sally: How are you feeling?
Child 01: We…we feel sweet!
Child 02: We feel amazing!
Child 01: We feel….
Zoom-in on the children, as they look right at the camera.
Child 01 and 02: Hip!
In the next shot, Child 01 and Child 02 are wearing sunglasses (without handles), as a rap beat plays with record scratches. Child 01 and 02 begin singing a rap song about being watermelons, while the cast (including Rascal Red) dances in hip-hop clothes. This segment plays out like a music video, with rapidly cutting shots and clips.
Interspliced between these cuts are also random shots of fruit and vegetables, along with a picture of the planet Venus with a smiley face.
(Note: Despite insistence by Initiative staff, no anomalous activity or “curses” have been detected in this rap segment.)
This segment lasts for 50 seconds, ending with a group shot of the entire cast (besides Child 01 and 02) posing with arms crossed, and pouting at the camera.
Afterwards, we cut to a shot of same set, with Rascal Red laughing triumphantly. Child 01 and Child 02 are both on a wheelbarrow.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Haha! Farmer’s Fair here we come!
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Welp. Looks like Rascal Red’s gonna get what he wants, for once.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Maybe that’s a good thing?
Eddy Eggplant walks up to the wheelbarrow and Rascal Red.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Say, I’m thinking….after you win that prize with these squirrely-melons here, what are you going to do with them?
E-650 | Rascal Red: What am I gonna do? You silly squash-plant! You know what happens to all prize entries in the fair, right? They’re gonna get ate!
Child 02: What?!?
Child 01: But I thought you said you’d give us acorns!!
E-650 | Rascal Red: Hah! Like I’d actually give stuff to a bunch a stupid-doopid SQUIRRELS like yous.
The characters gasp.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Rascal Red!
E-650 | Rascal Red: That’s how it’s gonna be. You melons are be served to all the fairgoers, and then the profit will be all mine! ALL MINE-
Rascal Red suddenly trips on an unseen rock.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Whoa-WHOA-
Rascal Red then falls over onto the wheelbarrow, causing the transformed Child 01 and Child 02 to catapult in midair. Eddy Eggplant, Wendy Witch, Dingleberry Dan and Silly Sally all look up, their jaws open, as the watermelons fly in the air in slow-motion.
Child 01 and Child 02 then hit a tree stump, and both of them crack apart into different pieces with a dramatic ‘crunch’ sound, with Child 01 settling atop the stump, and Child 02 at the base.
E-650 | Rascal Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Eddy Eggplant walks over to the smashed watermelons. Child 01 and Child 02’s faces are still intact; with their face ends of the watermelon bodies still in one piece. The rest of their bodies have been smashed into different chunks.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Wow! Are you alright, kids?
Child 01: Yeah! We’re ok.
Child 02: It doesn’t hurt!
E-650 | Rascal Red: NOOOOOOOOO!!! My prize!!!!!! My Five Hundred Dollars!!!!! Why me!! WHY MEEEE-E-EEEEEH?!?!
Rascal Red runs off sobbing, as the cast watch on.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Maybe you can make another potion?
E-650 | Wendy Witch: What, for that miserable lying thief? Not a chance.
Child 02: This is so weird….EEK!
Dingleberry Dan is eating a slice of watermelon from Child 02. Child 02 is laughing.
Child 02: Haha!!! It tickles!!
Child 01 laughs too, as Silly Sally gets a bite of her..
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Mmmm! Child 01, You taste so juicy and scrumptious!
Child 01: Heehee! Thank you Eddy!
Both Child 01 and 02 are laughing as the cast eats their remains.
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: You wanna give yourselves a taste?
Dingleberry Dan offers Child 01 a chunk of her own body.
Child 01: Mmm.. I taste good!!
Child 02: Haha! Let me!
Silly Sally does the same for Child 02
Child 02: Mmm, yum!
Child 01: Uh, you can fix us, right Ms. Witch?
E-650 | Wendy Witch: Of course, dearies. I’ll make sure you’re both walking, talking, watermelon-opposites, before you know it!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Before that, though…
Silly Sally bends down closer to the kid-melons.
E-650 | Silly Sally: You wanna have a little fun?
We iris-out to a different scene. Silly Sally is now dancing in a hula outfit, wearing the remaining watermelon halves of Child 01 and Child 02 as a bra together. Child 01 and Child 02’s faces are pointing out of each covered breast, and they grin as Silly Sally does her dance. There is luau music in the background, with Dingleberry Dan strumming an Ukulele while wearing an Hawaiian Lei. Wendy Witch is seated down on a beach chair, relaxing with sunglasses and an open coconut in her hand. Silly Sally does a twirl, and we hear Child 01 and 02 giggling.
Eddy Eggplant comes in front of the camera, ‘sipping’ from a coconut with a straw.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Well…I guess all’s well that ends well! Aloha everyone!
Fade to black.
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