The following is the continuation of an incident log involving Entity #650 (‘The Eddy Eggplant Show’). The beginning of this log can be found in the previous page(s), along with the parent document for Entity #650. Please check those pages for more info.
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Fade into to the living-room set of Eddy Eggplant’s house, where we see Lovey Bunny, the puppet rabbit character feeling a cardboard box with her felt hand.
Child 01 and Child 02 are present, with both once again human and in their original genders.
Child 01: Hi Lovey Bunny!
Lovey Bunny: Oh hi Child 01!
Child 02: What’s that?
Lovey Bunny: It’s some toys I found in the attic! I’d love to see what’s inside, but it’s taped shut!
Child 01: Here! Let me help!
Child 01 tugs on the box covers, and with a strong pull, it opens.
Child 01, Child 02 and Lovey Bunny: Whoaaa!!!
Lovey Bunny reaches in, and pulls out a pink, penis-shaped vibrator.
Lovey Bunny: What is this?
Child 01 and Child 02 also reach into the box. Child 01 pulls out an anal bead, while Child 02 pulls out two buttplugs capped with plastic gemstones.
Child 01: Hey! I know what these are!
Child 02: Yeah! Our uncle [REDACTED] has these. They’re sex toys!
(Note: Post-incident investigation has found this might referred to Agent [REDACTED] ‘s brother [REDACTED]. However, it’s been determined that [REDACTED] had never used sex toys in the past, nor had any inappropriate contact with either Child 01 or Child 02.)
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: Sex toys? I thought you use your private to have sex?
Child 02: Yeah! But you can use these if you’re the only person around!
Child 01: Or if you like feeling embarrassed! Like these things (she shows off the buttplugs and the anal beads), they go into your butt!
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: Ohh!!
Child 02: Yeah. Our uncle says they’re very ticklish.
Child 01: And if you do have someone to play them with you, you can use these toys for games!
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: Ohh! I wanna try these so, so much! But there’s just one problem.
Child 01: What is it?
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: I’m a puppet.
Beat.
Child 01: Oh.
Child 02: Why don’t we try them for you?
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: Oooh, that’s a good idea! Maybe you can tell me how they work!
Child 01: This is an anal bead!
Following this is a 2 minute sequence with Child 01 and Child 02 explaining to the viewer about using a vibrator, butt plugs and anal beads, and demonstrating with each one by using them on themselves.
Child 01 employs the vibrator on her vagina, and also explaining the use of lubricant. Following this, Child 01 and Child 02 use the buttplugs, and show off the toys inserted into their anuses; commenting on how they feel. Both children find it enjoyable.
Following this, both subjects use the anal bead on themselves, and play tug-o-war with one another. During this sequence, the puppet of Lovey Bunny is dressed in a referee outfit, and blows the whistle for them to start. Child 02 wins, with Child 01 and Lovey Bunny applauding, and a crowd cheering sound-effect being played.
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: I guess these toys are a whole lotta fun!
Child 01: Yeah! But you have to clean these toys after you use them. Especially if you’re sharing them with someone!
Child 02: If you don’t, you and your friend might get each other sick!
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: Ooh, we wouldn’t want that.
Child 02: It’ll be pretty gross.
Child 01: And not the fun kind of gross.
The children and Lovey Bunny laugh. Following this, the scene cuts to Eddy Eggplant, who is also in the living room set. This is accompanied by the Eddy Eggplant theme.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Don’t go anywhere, friendo! Cause we’ve got more fun coming up, after the break!
Commercial break begins, with standard ads for MCTV. Once again, no anomalous activity except for an 8 second clip, right before the ad break ends. The clip is silent footage of a monochrome eye (believed to be female), slowly blinking once. After it blinks, the pupil becomes an image of Venus.
Cut back to the show. After the Eddy Eggplant logo, we see Eddy Eggplant and Silly Sally on the living room couch, with Lovey Bunny behind them.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Heya friendo, welcome back! You’re right on time for today’s special cartoon!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Eddy, it’s on!
E-650 | Lovey Bunny: Oooh!!
We get a camera shot of Tee Vee.
E-650 | Tee Vee: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time for….the Adventures of Lil’ Cupiiiiid!!!!
We zoom in on Tee Vee, as his puppet face is replaced by a screen showing a 2D cartoon. An animated intro plays.
The intro depicts the character of Lil’ Cupid, a little boy with white wings, as he’s flying over an Ancient Greek backdrop, and evading/fighting mythical monsters with a bow and arrow. Lil’ Cupid is explicitly naked, with a drawn penis and testicles visible between his legs.
E-650 | Chorus:
From below Olympus in the lands of Greece,
It’s our hero, Lil’ Cupid!
With an arrow and bow,
He’ll fight wicked beasts!
It’s fantastic! Lil’ Cupid!
He’ll save the day,
Just watch him soar,
Once he’s flown away
You’ll be wanting more!
It’s the adventures…of Lil’ Cupiiiiiiiiiid!
The title ‘The Adventures of Lil’ Cupid’ is shown. Lil’ Cupid pops out of the title, right above his name.
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid (smirking): I ain’t stupid! I’m Lil’ Cupid!
Screen goes dark. Fade in to an illustrated forest with distant mountains, and the camera pans up to Lil’ Cupid, lying atop a cloud in a relaxed position.
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Ahhh, another sweet day. Looks like Big Zeus finally laid off the lightning!
Lil Cupid blows at a smaller cloud over his head, and it floats off. Then he sees the silhouettes of two children on the ground. The shot changes to a view of Child 01 and Child 02 in an animated, cartoon-stylized form. Both are shown fully naked with genitals.
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Whaddaya know! It’s Child 01 and Child 02!
Lil’ Cupid flies over to the children. Child 01 and Child 02 look up as he arrives.
Child 01 and Child 02: Hi Lil’ Cupid!
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Heya kids! What are you up to?
Child 01: We’re gonna explore a cave over there!
Child 01 points to a cave mouth up on the hill.
Child 02: Yeah! We heard there might be some treasure inside!
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: I don’t know…seems mighty dark! It might be chock full of monsters.
Child 01: Oh we can take care of ourselves!
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Yeeah, I know that. But y’know, another helping hand wouldn’t hurt. Or helping wings!
Child 01 and Child 02 shrug to each other.
Child 02: Yeah alright. You can come.
Lil’ Cupid: Wooo!!!
The characters head for the cave. Following this is a short sequence in which they enter the cave, with banter between the characters. Eventually, the three children are exploring inside.
Child 01: There doesn’t seem to be anything here.
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Hmm…at least there’s no chewed-up skeletons around this place.
Child 02:Hey, look at this room!
Child 02 comes across an entranceway to a stone chamber.
Child 02: Maybe there’s some treasure here!
Child 01: Child 02, wait up!
Immediately after the two children enter through the passage, a stone door suddenly comes down from above, and seals the hole with a large sound. Lil’ Cupid flies up to the door, alarmed.
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Whoa!! Child 01! Child 02! Are you in there?
Child 01 and Child 02 try to budge the door.
Child 02: Yeah! We’re okay!
Child 01: But the door’s shut!
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Don’t worry guys! You stay right there, I’ll help you find a way out!
Lil’ Cupid looks up.
E-650 | Lil’ Cupid: Hmmm..there might be a way in from up high.
Lil’ Cupid flies off. We focus back on Child 01 and Child 02, as they look at what’s inside the room they’re trapped in. There are various statues lining the wall, along with some ancient Greek furniture, and a pool of water.
Child 02: Whoa…
Child 01: Wow. That’s a lot of creepy statues.
Child 02: Maybe someone likes collecting them?
E-650 | Medusa: Correct, little children.
From the shadows behind Child 01 and Child 02, a pair of glowing eyes appear, and a robed female figure steps out.
Child 01: Eeek!!
The children turn around in shock, and we see the full. It is a cartoon Medusa, complete with a head of moving snakes.
(Unlike the mythical Medusa, this cartoon Medusa cannot transform people just from people looking at her)
Child 02: Y-your hair!
Child 01: It’s….it’s snakes!! Wait…you’re Medusa the gorgon!
E-650 | Medusa: Oh, very observant! But not observant enough to know a monster’s lair when you see one!
Child 01: We’re sorry. We didn’t know someone was living here!
Child 02: Yeah! Sorry Miss Medusa, we’d gonna go now-
E-650 | Medusa: Go?
Medusa approaches up to the children, almost towering above them. The gorgon looks at the children, menacingly.
E-650 | Medusa: But you’ve just come here! Why don’t you two dearies…stay awhile?
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