"Jeez" Bryan remarked. "Who programed this thing, the Klan?"
"Huh?" Colin replied.
"Look at these options, they're all white!"
"You don't wanna be white?"
"Might as well go all the way. Here, let me take a look."
Bryan took over the mouse. He peered more closely at the screen, and found a small link in the bottom right-hand corner, marked "ethnic options."
"Here we go." He clicked onto the next screen, which had five choices:
African and African-American
Hispanic/Latina
Native American
East Asian
Middle Eastern/East Indian