"Jeeze," Bryan said. "Tell you what, let's take this thing to the begining." He said while moving his hand down to the mouse. "Wait!" said Colin, "You can..." he started to say while reaching for the mouse himself. Both their hands hit the mouse, while pressing both buttons, knocking the mouse off the table. "Hey!" Colin said, Chill out, try a decaffeinated brand!" he said while retrieving the mouse. Bryan was looking at the monitor. "I don't know what's going on, but somthing started!" Bryan said. The screen was indicating that a transforamtion had started and was 3% complete and counting.
"Well, we'll just have to see what kind of ethnic hottie we're gonna have here!" Smiled Colin. Bryan's skin tone was slowly darkening. Colin's smile faded as he noted that Bryan was slowly getting taller and his frame was filling out a bit getting more stocky while his skin continued to darken to a swarthy brown. "Ah man," Colin whined; "this is nothing I expected!" The monitor indicated that the process was 60% complete. Bryan's shirt was straining it's buttons. It burst open exposing his now very hairy, swarthy torso. The hair on top of Bryan's head was thinning, while his nose lengthened and got wider, his eyebrows heavier, and his jaw stronger. Just as the monitor reached 100%, a huge mustache appeared, obscuring his upper lip completely and thick sideburns trimmed below his earlobes. "This I'm thinking is a good for me!" Bryan said with a heavy Middle-Eastern accent. Grabbing Colin he forces him into a heavy, hairy kiss.