Mom flushes the toilet and is washing her hands as she hears another toilet flush! Not realizing anybody else was in the ladies room, mom looks over to see a woman exiting a stall. She bends down to pet the dogs as she asks mom, "You dogs are so well trained? I heard you giving them orders and it was like they understood English?"
Mom nervously giggles and replies, "Uh... yes... I have trained them well"
The woman follows Mom back into the park as she reaches into her purse, "Do you mind if I give them a treat?"
Mom sees the woman pull dog treats out of her purse and asks, "You have dog treats in your purse?"
The woman nods, "I just came from work. I'm a dog trainer!"
Mom watches as the woman pulls the treats out. Tara, Brad and Kimmy all sit wagging their tales as the woman starts to give orders. "Sit... lay down... roll over..." The woman is amazed at how well the dogs all patiently wait for their treats.
The woman then starts to do advanced tricks telling the dogs to jump up and down. Speak. Spin around." The woman is amazed at how good they are doing.
Mom is getting nervous knowing the kids can understand every word she is saying. She is hoping they would stop being so obedient so the woman does not think something is strange.
The woman goes through a whole routine and then turns to mom, "I have never seen such good dogs. and they look so similar. they must all be brothers!"
Mom nods.
The woman pets all three dogs, "Where do show them?"
Mom asks, "Show them? Oh. I don't show them anywhere?"
The woman shakes her head, "You could win every dog show in the state with dogs like these!" The woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a business card, "If you let ME show them. I wouldn't charge you a thing. I know I could win plenty of money using any of your dogs in a show. We could split the profits!"
Mom takes the card from the woman and politely smiles, "Uh... thanks. But I'm not interested!" Mom walks away as the woman yells to her, "Just think about it and call me!"
When mom is far enough from the woman, she whispers to the dogs giggling, "You three just HAD to obey EVERY command she gave you! Couldn't you have made a few mistakes to look like normal dogs?"
Mom laughs the entire way home as she finishes the dog walk.