The old man tried to hand him some gloves and nail polish, but while Ben might not have been very educated, that didn't make him stupid. "Just wait a cotton pickin' minute" he said. "Those panties did something. You weren't just darin' me to wear them as a dare, you wanted me to be affected! I'm gonna take these off and you're not stopping me."
He went into the dressing room, but from inside came a scream. Soon he came out again. He was in his own pants and holding the panties, but yelled at the Chinese man. "It didn't go away when I took the panties off!"
"What went away?" asked Jake.
"My pussy! I got a pussy! It's real!"
"Of course it's real," said the Chinese man. "We only sell top quality merchandise here."