"Of course it's real," said the Chinese man. "We only sell top quality merchandise here."
"Yer fulla shit." Jake exclaimed in obvious disbelief, even as Ben nodded looking very pale. "Show me!" "Take'em down." But Ben shook his head weakly.
"No way!"
"I assure you it's all quite real." The Chinese man repeated. "We only sell top quality merchandise here."
"Bullshit!" Jake growled. "There's no such thing. Ancient Chinese magic... It's impossible!"
"If your friend doesn't want to prove it," said the Chinese man, "I can prove it to you. Is that okay?"
"Well, sure," said both of them.
The Chinese man smiled. He said "Sit down and let's have some tea. I will explain it to you."
"What's this fucking tea for?" yelled Jake.
The store owner said "Sit, sit," and walked into the other room to get a pot of tea and two cups. He took a bottle of love potion off of a rack and poured it into the pot of tea, then followed up with a fertility potion. The love potion should last a few hours. The fertility potion, of course, would just work. Returning to the room, he set up the tea pot and poured Jake and Ben some tea. Now that Jake and Ben had given permission, the laws of magic let him prove it to them... though not in the way they had expected.
They looked at it suspiciously, but Ben said "If it's the only way we're gonna get answers."
"I didn't find another cup," said the man. "Forgive me, sirs, while I look for more."
"No!" yelled Ben. "Just tell us now!"
"Very well," said the Chinese man. "I am a practitioner of an almost-forgotten form of magic. Through the years I have..."
Jake grabbed the man's arm. "Just tell me what ya were gonna tell me."
"He don't need to!" said Ben. "It's real!"
"If it's real, then show me."
"I'm not gonna show a pussy to..." Suddenly, as Jake and Ben looked into each other's eyes, they felt themselves overcome by lust. Jake wasn't attracted to men, but somehow he felt that Ben was different, that he could penetrate Ben as he did a woman. Ben wasn't normally attracted to men either, but he found himself suddenly wanting to be in Jake's strong arms, to feel Jake's dick between his legs....
"I believe that this will prove to you that Ben's pussy is real," said the Chinese man. "But there are to be no unseemly acts occurring inside my store." He pushed the two men towards the exit and watched as they left.
The two drove in Jake's pickup truck back to Jake's farm, where they hurriedly stripped in the bedroom and Ben let Jake see his pussy for the first time. "Man, it's real!" said Jake. "I can't wait!"
Ben kissed Jake and said "I can't wait either! I've been wanting you to fill my pussy ever since we were at the store!" He lay down with Jake and spread his legs, reaching down to guide Jake's hands towards his clit and Jake's dick into his pussy. They embraced as Jake came inside Ben's pussy, releasing his seed....
Later they fell asleep, satisfied, but the next morning they both woke up. Jake found himself next to Ben and pushed himself away. "Hey, man, did we..."
"We did!" said Ben. "I can't believe that asshole gave us a love potion!"
"You shoulda just proved it by showing me your pussy!" said Jake. "Not by letting him do this!"
"We both let him," said Ben.
"And we both found out how real it is... I mean you're not even a girl!"
The two were hardly willing to look at each other as Ben dressed and left. He tried to find the shop again but couldn't; next to the gun shop was a vacant lot....