As you try to figure out what to expect from your girlfriend in this reality you scroll through your texts: kissy face pic, “we’re out of cereal *frown emoji*, kissy face, heart emoji, “thanks for last night, baby—you’re the best!”, kissy face with mild cleavage showing, heart emoji…
“Not very helpful,” you sigh, “Guess I’ll have to wait and se the old fashioned way.” And then you see the most recent message: “Cumming home. C u soon. *winky emoji*” —sent twenty minutes ago.
Just then you hear the key turn in the lock and your girlfriend walks through the door looking as beautiful as ever: long, silky raven-black hair; tiny waist; her athletic, sexy arms hidden by her long-sleeved top which was also doing its best to contain her truly enormous yet perfectly shaped breasts. Unfortunately, the long coffee shop apron she was wearing from work did not do much to put anything else display.
Her text had seemed playful, but her facial expression said something was wrong. You stood to greet her and offer a hug, but she just brushed past you and flopped down on the couch, legs spread wide, and crumpled her dirty apron in her lap.
“Work was a complete shitshow today. I swear, Trent always acts like he’s the gods gift to dicks, but he is such a whiny, useless bitch when he’s on his period!”
If you hadn’t been distracted by the sudden realization that you would likely experience a period from the other side in the month you were here, you would have also noticed that you sweet, sexy girlfriend never used such…coarse language.
She continued “I really fucking need…”